Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkingtonis an English television presenter, author, actor and former radio producer. He gained prominence as the producer of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant's radio programme on XFM. He appeared on The Ricky Gervais Show, presented the Sky travel comedy series An Idiot Abroad, and made his full acting debuton Gervais' 2012 comedy-drama series Derek. Pilkington is a co-founder, along with Gervais and Merchant, of RiSK Productions, a television production company. Pilkington currently stars in the Sky 1 travel documentary...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth23 September 1972
CityManchester, England
We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
I came up with a good idea....see-through skin.
At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.
It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.
Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.