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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
avocados fingers said
How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado. Sarah Rees Brennan
experts
I'm not a marriage expert, quite clearly. Cathy Freeman
experts professors respect
We respect not only professors and experts but also technologists who have their own inventions, Wen Jiabao
experts form good improve moves
When we are on the set, there are always experts there to choreograph the moves and improve your form so you look good for the camera. Thuy Trang
experts agree forecasts
When all the experts and forecasts agree, something else is going to happen Bob Farrell
experts field help looking whenever
Whenever you're looking at something like this, it's important to get as many experts in the field to help you. Carol Sanders
experts looks may
I look at myself more as a storyteller than a screenwriter, as pretentious as that may sound, but that's what really attracts me to TED Talks. For me, the really effective ones are being presented by expert storytellers. Damon Lindelof
experts finance personal-finance
I don't really consider myself to be a personal finance expert compared with some others. There are quite a few that know a lot more than I do. Ben Stein
experts want
I'm not an expert, but I want to be. Ben Nicholson
experts heard higher job numbers package stimulus today
We heard much higher numbers today of the stimulus package from our two experts than I anticipated we would hear. In other words, if you're going to do something, it better be something significant enough to get the job done.