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I don't flatter myself - I'm not a scientist, I'm not a conservation expert. Edward Norton
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I'm not an expert, but I want to be. Ben Nicholson
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Im no expert on American politics. Bjorn Lomborg
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We respect not only professors and experts but also technologists who have their own inventions, Wen Jiabao
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