Famous Quotes & Sayings

Frank Lloyd Wright

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Frank Bruno

Boxing's all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds.

Francois Truffaut

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful.

Francois Truffaut

In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.

Frank A. Clark

A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.

George Deukmejian

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

Geezer Butler

Ozzy wanted to get us back together. It's been 20 years. We did a couple of songs during his farewell in 1992 and that got the ball rolling.

Elaine Paige

My shoes are size 2 and a 1/2, the same size as my feet

Jimmy Fallon

It was a great Olympics - Team USA finished the games with 17 more medals than China. China said it was tough to swallow - especially when they had to make all of our "We're #1" T-shirts.

Jimmy Fallon

The favorite to win the Olympic gold medal in archery is a legally blind athlete from South Korea, mainly because everyone else is too scared to compete next to him.

Jimmy Fallon

Officials at the London Olympics will be conducting 5,000 tests for steroids. Or as Lance Armstrong calls that, 'a Monday.'

Jimmy Fallon

Mitt Romney will travel to London where he will attend the Olympics opening ceremony. Of course it's going ot be weird when they're announcing all the countries, and he's like 'Got a bank account there, got one there, two bank accounts there.'

Jimmy Fallon

Steven Spielberg is going to release a biopic about Abraham Lincoln next year. Right, that's a good way to honor Lincoln – by sending people to the theater.

Jimmy Fallon

Apple is apparently building a large solar energy farm in North Carolina. And if there's any justice, the minute they're done building it, God will introduce a newer, smaller sun that's not compatible with their machinery.

Jimmy Fallon

A peacock escaped from the Central Park Zoo and wandered around the city. Either that or I just saw a pigeon on his way to a gay pride parade.

Jimmy Fallon

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

Jimmy Fallon

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all.

Jimmy Fallon

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.

Joan Collins

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.

Jim Steinman

If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.

Lou Reed

Life is like Sanskrit read to a pony.

Logan Pearsall Smith

I can't forgive my friends for dying; I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.

Logan Pearsall Smith

We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.

Logan Pearsall Smith

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth

Logan Pearsall Smith

Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.

Logan Pearsall Smith

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Lois Lowry

It's a funny thing about names, how they become a part of someone.

John Green

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

John Gielgud

I am all in favour of spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned and ruthlessly controlled.

John Fletcher

It's impossible to ravish me, I'm so willing.

John Fletcher

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.

John F. Kennedy

I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law.

Lisa Hoffman

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.