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funny-love hatred judge love resembles usual
If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship. Francois VI Duc de La Rochefoucauld
funny-love dog men
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. Charles de Gaulle
funny-love hurt real
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings David Sedaris
funny-love love-you giving
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in Caleb Followill
funny-love love-is mind
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. Bob Phillips
funny-love perfect pasta
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. Charlie Pierce
funny-love mother weekend
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' Bob Monkhouse
funny-love food cooking
Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine. Anthony Trollope
funny-love witty money
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. Aristotle Onassis
your-boyfriend want naked
If you want to turn on your boyfriend, get naked and strap on an accordion. Sheryl Crow
your-boyfriend bills add
Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab. Jeaniene Frost
your-boyfriend ifs
If I was your boyfriend <3 Justin Bieber
your-boyfriend hollywood treats
You have to treat Hollywood like it's your boyfriend - he's there all the time. Yunjin Kim
your-boyfriend guarantees steps
If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean. Sarah Silverman
needs work
Much work still needs to be done but nothing can take away from this victory, ... day of joy. Mahmud Abbas
needs work
Much work needs to be done in this area. Neal Cohen
needs
No! No! ... That's my son. He needs to come with me. Let him come with me. Jon Moore
needs open
My 97-year-old grandmother needs to be able to open this. Ken Hoyt
needs wash
My hair is like flat baby hair after I wash it, so it needs something in it to get that 'day after' texture. Suki Waterhouse
needs people talk talking
needs to go talk to some of the people I'm talking to. Bennie Thompson
needs season zone
needs to get in the end zone before the season begins. Cedrick Wilson
needs reason voters
needs a narrative, a reason that voters should give him a look. George Edwards
needs being-true known
But the truth doesn't need to be known, or believed, to be true. Chris Crutcher