Famous Quotes & Sayings

Friedrich Durrenmatt

Humor is the mask of wisdom.

George Foreman

I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.

George Armstrong Custer

There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.

Albert Einstein

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax

Henry Beard

Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.

Henry A. Kissinger

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

Helen Hayes

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

Helen Hayes

If you rest, you rust.

Helen Gurley Brown

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

Helen Gurley Brown

good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere

Nature, time and patience are three great physicians.

Hedy Lamarr

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Hedy Lamarr

It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.

Heather Mills

There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?

Hector Hugh Munro

Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.

Hector Hugh Munro

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

Henry David Thoreau

The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when one asked me what I thought, and attended to my answer.

Henry David Thoreau

It takes two to speak the truth: one to speak, and another to hear.

Henry David Thoreau

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.

Henry David Thoreau

Shall I not have intelligence with the earth? Am I not partly leaves and vegetable mould myself.

John C. Maxwell

Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.

John Abercrombie

To be creative and spontaneous, you have to live with imperfection.

Jacob Bronowski

Every animal leaves traces of what it was; man alone leaves traces of what he created.

Gary Mills

All year, we've been a perimeter-oriented team. Perimeter-oriented doesn't work up here. We got some good looks. It's funny how they don't drop. I think we're better shooters than that, but we didn't show it.

Billy Gillispie

All of a sudden, it wasn't so funny.

Dean Young

All of a sudden, big wealthy playboys weren't funny anymore.

The goal has been not to get pigeonholed. I like working in different genres. I'm gonna try to be entertaining and funny and do my usual thing.

Cheri Oteri

The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde.

Chad Brown

The funny thing is, I've watched games from last year, practices from last year,

Jerry Bailey

The funny thing is, he went out, so I was losing more ground the first 50 or 60 yards. But once I got him going, he settled down. He was pretty relaxed.

The funny thing is, ... Colleen, Margo and I all sat together. You could see us on the tape, right there in the bottom-right corner. Every time I watch it, I see us there together.

The funny thing is 99 percent of the responses we've gotten have all been congratulatory or offers to work with us.

Andre Gide

The funny thing about love is that it must continually grow or it will diminish.