Famous Quotes & Sayings

I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.

No man is greater than his respect for sleep.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Norman Wisdom

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry

Norman Wisdom

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

Norman Ralph Augustine

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Orson Welles

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

I firmly believe that if the whole material medica, as now used, could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be better for mankind-and all the worse for the fishes.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Young man, the secret of my success is that an early age I discovered that I was not God.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.

Michael Caine

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.

Merlin Olsen

One of life's most painful moments comes when we must admit that we didn't do our homework, that we are not prepared.

Masashi Kishimoto

She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it..

Mason Cooley

Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our friends' shortcomings.

Mason Cooley

A laughing Lear would be monstrous. Not so a laughing Romeo and Juliet.

Mason Cooley

City wits, country humorists.

Mason Cooley

Even boredom has its crises.

Mary Kay Ash

Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, 'Make me feel important.' Never forget this message when working with people.

Michiel Huisman

The funny thing is, whenever I'm working on something, I kind of forget there's a lot of people watching. It makes it easier to be in the moment and to tell a story as well as possible.

Mick Foley

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

Mick Foley

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

Michel Gondry

My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices.

Michael Jordan

I know what I would do if I were coach. I'd determine our strengths and weaknesses and utilize them. And it's pretty clear what our strength is.

Martha Scott

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

Martha Plimpton

I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.

Martha Stewart

Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.

Mark Ruffalo

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.

Marie Corelli

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.

Ted Turner

I believe in a reasonable amount of "right to bear arms". But private citizens of the United States are not allowed to own nuclear weapons. I always wanted a nuclear weapon, if I could have gotten one. I'm every other kind of power, but I'm not a nuclear power.

Ted Nugent

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.