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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
lawyer diplomacy
Lawyers do not mix with diplomacy. Charles Stross
lawyer
I'm better at being a lawyer than I am at being a writer. David Shapiro
lawyer
Let us kill all lawyers William Shakespeare
lawyer social parasites
A lawyer is either a social engineer or he is a parasite on society. Charles Hamilton Houston
lawyers might parties study type whether
Whether or not the new transaction will have to be re-notified will be something that the parties and the lawyers of the parties will have to study very carefully. If, for example, it is a different type of transaction it might have to be re-notified. Jonathan Todd
lawyer should presentation-skills
Extemporaneous speaking should be practised and cultivated. It is the lawyer's avenue to the public.... Abraham Lincoln
lawyer accomplished
I am not an accomplished lawyer.
lawyer life-is tenacious
Life is very tenacious in these lawyers. Alexandre Dumas
lawyer
Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission.
deals people valuable
There are some deals to be made right now. Some people don't want to rebuild. And they don't want the headaches. But it's not as valuable as it will be in the future.
deals everybody good healthy possibly
We're in a good situation. We just try to keep everybody healthy as much as we possibly can. Because everybody deals with that.
deals difficult enormous involves life people walk
What the show deals with is how difficult it can be. It involves people from every walk of life and they all take an enormous risk. John Howard
deals ifs
This is a business, and I'll deal with it when it comes. If it comes, it comes. Champ Bailey
deals
I definitely don't get recognized so I don't have to deal with that. Bella Heathcote
deals easier singular
Certainly it is much easier to think about negotiating and having deals when there is a singular represented point of view. That pretty much is a given. Sylvia Mathews Burwell
deals funny humor life matter movies sad woody
Life is never all one thing. It bounces around. Certainly, my own life has. Look at Woody Allen's funny movies - all the humor comes out of sad stuff. Sometimes you have to laugh, no matter what life deals you. Tim O'Brien
deals discuss loath magazines newspapers types
Magazines and newspapers are loath to discuss these types of deals publicly.
deals decision involve printer program return
Lexmark's cartridge return program deals exclusively with laser printer toner cartridges. It does not involve any inkjet products. The court's decision was very specifically about this program.