Famous Quotes & Sayings

Good Vietnam

Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.

Susan Danly

Magnum photographers can take a very somber picture but they can also take a very funny picture. I do hope people come away with a sense of humor about this.

Aaron Williams

Liam is real cool. He's a funny guy. He's real smart, and he shows real good leadership on and off the court.

Ed Reed

Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that.

Yoda

Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing

Michael Keaton

My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.'

Gerard Way

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

John Krasinski

A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role.

Jane Elliot

I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines.

Billy Eichner

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.

Bobby Heenan

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

Bobby Heenan

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

Bobby Heenan

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

Bobby Heenan

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

Dwayne Johnson

The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!

Dwayne Johnson

'You can't see me'? What are you playing? Peekaboo?

Dwayne Johnson

Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!

Dwayne Johnson

The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!

Albert Schweitzer

The Christ of Theology is not alive for us today. He is wrapped in the grave cloths of dogma.

Rigoberta Menchu

Let there be freedom for the Indians, wherever they may be in the American Continent or elsewhere in the world, because while they are alive, a glow of hope will be alive as well as a true concept of life.

Unknown

May we be alive at this same time again.

Granth Sahib

Meeting the True Guru, we are shown the way to die. Remaining alive in this death brings joy deep within. Overcoming egotistical pride, the Tenth Gate is found.

Ryan Reynolds

My foot peg just clipped him a bit. I'm not worried about his car - it was like, I was a foot peg away from death. But all's well that ends well. I'm still alive

Dick Armey

My flat tax proposal is still alive and well with the American people and it's on its way to becoming the law of the land before I retire from Congress,

Jimmy Martin

Of course, I want to play because it's my last college game. But if I'm out there, I want to be healthy and effective. I don't want to be selfish just to keep a streak alive if I'm not able to play to my potential.

Albert Schweitzer

No one has ever come back from the other world. I can't console you, but one thing I can tell you, as long as my ideas are alive I will be alive. We live in a dark frightening age. One reason for this is the part played by the ideology of inhumanity

Laura Brown

My girls were at least alive today. All of them played fairly well.