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funny-inspirational debugging bugs
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. Edsger Dijkstra
funny-inspirational giving done
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. Alan Perlis
funny-inspirational minutes ready
I can get ready in 10 minutes. Carolina Herrera
funny-inspirational jobs new-york
Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance. Dennis Miller
funny-inspirational spring fools-day
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. Charles Lamb
funny-inspirational vegan-food vegetarian
I'm a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee. Chelsea Clinton
funny-inspirational tough full-of-yourself
Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for. Charlyne Yi
funny-inspirational soul mind
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. Betty White
funny-inspirational generosity investment
Generosity is the best investment. Diane von Furstenberg
funny-motivational sometimes wonder
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous. Chelsea Handler
funny-motivational writing kids
It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go. You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it...You have to let people see what you wrote. Tina Fey
funny-motivational math people
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Steven Wright
funny-motivational mean rocks
Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone. Jim Carrey
years want packs
If you want to be around in 10 years you've got to do something to differentiate yourself from the pack. Chris Evans
years soul rewards
If we had to preach to thousands year after year, and never rescued but one soul, that one soul would be a full reward for all our labour, for a soul is of countless price. Charles Spurgeon
years giving generosity
In all of my years of service to my Lord, I have discovered a truth that has never failed and has never been compromised. That truth is that it is beyond the realm of possibilities that one has the ability to out-give God. Even if I give the whole of my worth to Him, He will find a way to give back to me much more than I gave.
years murmuring praying
Ten minutes praying is better than a year's murmuring.
years play otters
All of us involved say 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the best five years of our lives. We were like otters at play. Dick Van Dyke
years radio captains
I wanted to be Stan Laurel, then I wanted to be Fred Astaire and then Captain Kangaroo. I actually started out as a radio announcer when I was 17 and never left the business, so that's literally 70 years.
years touching psychologist
After ten years in therapy, my psychologist told me something very touching, he said, “no hablo ingles.” Dennis Wolfberg
years linux research
Unix has retarded OS research by 10 years and linux has retarded it by 20. Dennis Ritchie
years civilization worry
Some of us worry about a resurgent Islam and its attendant complications for a decayed Western civilization; some of us worry about global warming. In twenty years' time, one of us will be proved right . . . Dennis Prager