Famous Quotes & Sayings

George Lopez

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

George Lopez

At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.

George Lopez

I can never do nothing in this house!

George Lopez

You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel... oh, nevermind.

George Lopez

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

Elvis Presley

Folks always look good in their coffins.

Elvis Presley

Every time I think that I'm getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.

Elvis Presley

I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

Ellen Hopkins

Funny thing about the monster. The worse he treats you, the more you love him.

Elizabeth Gilbert

My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you

Josh Holloway

We have North Shore, Hawaii and Lost all there, so they have softball tournaments between the casts. It's hilarious.

Josh Groban

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

Josh Hutcherson

We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that was very interesting - and mildly terrifying!

Katherine Dunham

I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person.

Karel Capek

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.

Katharine Whitehorn

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

Katharine Hepburn

Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!

Katharine Hepburn

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.

Kate Jackson

She lies about her age and weight and is slightly older than Rocket. But they've been a couple for eight years, longer than most in Hollywood.

Joseph Conrad

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Karrie Webb

Golf is my boyfriend right now.

There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth.

Leighton Meester

In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.

Laurell K. Hamilton

When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed

John Kenneth Galbraith

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

John Cusack

Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or am I miserable because listen to pop music?

Lynda Barry

You'll never call him Fifi again.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Did you ever think that making a speech on economy is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.

Ludwig Borne

History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us vice.

Louis C. K.

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Louis C. K.

I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.