Quotes about funny
funny sweet coffee
Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks. Holly Black
funny art expression
Drawing is like making an expressive gesture with the advantage of permanence. Henri Matisse
funny-inspirational willpower stubbornness
When you're out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that's the trick. Henri Matisse
funny spotlight actors
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. Heath Ledger
funny leadership men
The question who ought to be boss is like who ought to be the tenor in the quartet? Obviously, the man who can sing tunor. Henry Ford
funny marriage girl
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. Helen Rowland
funny marriage men
One man's folly is another man's wife. Helen Rowland
funny-love heart men
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. Helen Rowland
funny marriage sacrifice
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. Helen Rowland
funny fathers-day dad
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. Helen Rowland
funny trust husband
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. Helen Rowland
funny birthday marriage
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. Helen Rowland
funny humorous men
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. Helen Rowland
funny birthday motivation
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. Helen Rowland
funny life education
If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world. Heinrich Heine
funny-marriage lust jewelry
Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it. Heather Locklear
funny death book
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: His sins were scarlet, but his books were read. Hilaire Belloc
funny christian education
The Church is not a gallery for the exhibition of eminent Christians, but a school for the education of imperfect ones. Henry Ward Beecher
funny humor law
Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obey them. Henry Ward Beecher
funny oil anxiety
Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil. Henry Ward Beecher
funny sarcastic men
To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
funny life halloween
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. Kurt Cobain
funny humor alcohol
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives. Kurt Cobain
funny life beauty
Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart. Kevyn Aucoin
funny hater people
Of course there are certain things that get to me, but I try and lead by example and show people that, especially with haters, that you should just ignore them. Kesha
funny party people
I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people. Kesha
funny dog lying
Pray steal me not, I'm Mrs. Dingley's, Whose heart in this four-footed thing lies. Jonathan Swift
funny-inspirational sleep looks
I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids. Jonathan Raban
funny-graduation goddess disobedience
Become goddesses of disobedience. Naomi Wolf
funny humorous france
The French complain of everything, and always. Napoleon Bonaparte
funny age middle
Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant's outnumber your friends.
funny things-in-life
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?
funny witty people
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.