Famous Quotes & Sayings

Marie Corelli

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.

Ted Turner

I believe in a reasonable amount of "right to bear arms". But private citizens of the United States are not allowed to own nuclear weapons. I always wanted a nuclear weapon, if I could have gotten one. I'm every other kind of power, but I'm not a nuclear power.

Ted Nugent

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Terry Pratchett

DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.

Terry Pratchett

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Terry Pratchett

Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.

Terry Pratchett

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

Margaret Mead

I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce.

Margaret Mead

The young, free to act on their initiative, can lead their elders in the direction of the unknown... The children, the young, must ask the questions that we would never think to ask, but enough trust must be re-established so that the elders will be permitted to work with them on the answers.

Margaret Halsey

Bulldogs have been known to fall on their swords when confronted by my superior tenacity.

Margaret Fuller

Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.

Kimora Lee Simmons

Live honestly to a higher note. Life is too short. So, do the best you can and live your life to a higher note.

Kin Hubbard

The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.

Kin Hubbard

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

Kin Hubbard

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

Kin Hubbard

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Kin Hubbard

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

Kin Hubbard

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

Kin Hubbard

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

Kin Hubbard

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Kin Hubbard

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Kevin Sorbo

The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.

Cuttino Mobley

I guess I won't be doing any photo shoots for a while. There's a lot of love between us, but sometimes funny things happen in a battle.

If the kids find them funny, they seem to remember them better. That goes a long ways in teaching people what you want them to do.

Tate Donovan

is unbelievably sensitive and funny and warm. He's like a spirit. I don't think I've met one person that doesn't like him.

I just know that there is some funny stuff. When I'm old and wrinkled, I can tell my kids that I played football.

Wayne Rogers

I played a nice funny guy in MASH.

Chris Squire

Being called a 'music legend' is a very funny thing. It's nice to know that my work has been appreciated and that people have given me that status. On a personal level, however, I can't think about it too much. It means a lot... but then it doesn't.

Daniel Dae Kim

I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me.

I'm probably not very good at rom-com, being funny on demand; I'll leave that to the comedians.

Dr. Seuss

I'm sorry to say so but, sadly it's true that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you.

Mordecai Wyatt Johnson

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.