Famous Quotes & Sayings

Matt Lauer

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

Meg Cabot

Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.

Maurice Chevalier

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

Matthew Pearl

Yes, we rather condemn people for eternity without the courtesy of informing them.

Matthew Modine

I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game... usually softball.

Matthew Broderick

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

Marilyn vos Savant

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

P. J. O'Rourke

One of these suburbs is actually named Stalingrad, which goes to show that the French have learned nothing about politics since they guillotined all the smart people in 1793.

P. J. O'Rourke

Summing it Up..."Where's a good place for dinner?" I asked. "There's the Brasserie Lipp on the Avenue St. Germaine," she said, "or La Coupole in Montmartre." "Not La Coupole," I said. "I've been there before. That's the place that's crowded and noisy and smells bad and everybody's rude as hell, isn't it?" "I think you just described France," she said.

P. J. O'Rourke

France in August when you can travel through the entire country without encountering a single pesky Frenchman or being bothered with anything that's open for business.

P. J. O'Rourke

El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians.

Plautus

This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.

Plato

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

Paula Deen

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.

Paula Deen

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Lech Walesa

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

LeBron James

I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.

LeBron James

We played well all the way until, like, the second quarter.

LeBron James

I'm going to be one of the top four that's ever played this game, for sure. And if they don't want me to have one of those top four spots, they'd better find another spot on that mountain. Somebody's gotta get bumped, but that's not for me to decide. That's for the architects.

Philip Seymour Hoffman

People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be.

Philip Johnson

I hate vacations. If you can build buildings, why sit on the beach?

Peter De Vries

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.

Peter De Vries

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

Peter De Vries

Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came.

Peter Drucker

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.

Peg Bracken

When people say it's a funny thing about them, you will probably be able to control your hysterics. They are only getting ready to announce the shattering fact that they don't like something. And it's not going to be something that's really quite awful, like suttee or apartheid; it's going to be something small.

Paulo Coelho

The gods throw the dice and they don't ask whether we want to be in the game or not.

Marlene Dietrich

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.

Marlon Brando

Acting is an empty and usless profession.

Marissa Mayer

Vince Lombardi says, you know, in my life there are three things: God, family, and the Green Bay Packers, in that order. For me, it's God, family, and Yahoo, in that order.

Mariah Carey

I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.

Mariah Carey

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

Megan Fox

I do have a 22-inch waist, I will say that.