Famous Quotes & Sayings

Hunter S. Thompson

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.

Hunter S. Thompson

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

Honore de Balzac

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

Honore de Balzac

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Honore de Balzac

To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure.

Honore de Balzac

When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.

Honore de Balzac

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

Honore de Balzac

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time.

Harold Pinter

The weasel under the cocktail cabinet.

Jalen Rose

I really like Rafer Alston. We get along great. We have a lot of fun times together that I can’t share with you guys.

Jaime King

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set

Jackie Collins

The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them.

Jack Whitehall

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

Jack Whitehall

Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?

Jack Whitehall

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.

Isaac Asimov

From my close observation of writers... they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously and visibly at any bad review, and 2) those who bleed copiously and secretly at any bad review.

Isaac Asimov

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.

Isaac Asimov

Intelligence is an accident of evolution, and not necessarily an advantage.

Isaac Asimov

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Elton John

An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90% of what they make.

Irving Fisher

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.

Irving Berlin

There is an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny.

Hopefully our kids will respond. Maybe, this will pull everyone together. Funny things can happen when kids go down.

He's very funny and a great magician. Hopefully that will be a nice new attraction.

Andrea Mitchell

He thought the whole thing was so funny.

Jermaine Dye

He thought it was kind of funny. He said he's known now. I told him he could probably go to Hollywood now and become a movie star.

Mordecai Wyatt Johnson

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.

Morey Amsterdam

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

Morey Amsterdam

My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."

Mordecai Richler

Edmonton is not the end of the world but you can certainly see it from there.

Miles Davis

I would never try and play like Harry James, because I don't like his tone - for me. It's just white. You know what I mean? He has what we black trumpet players call a white sound. But it's for white music ... I can tell a white trumpet player, just listening to a record. There'll be something he'll do that'll let me know that he's white.

Miles Davis

You can't eat a winner's plaque.

Milan Kundera

The best actors do not let the wheels show.