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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
bed good-company young
It's only worth staying in bed if you're young and in good company. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
beds desperate inmates
We're in desperate need of beds right now. We have more inmates than we've ever had -- it's an all-time high. Terry Thornton
bed easy habit
Habits are like comfortable beds. They are easy to get into, but difficult to get out of. Denis Waitley
bed energy
We have to go home, go to bed and come with some energy tomorrow.
beds catching fish throughout west
We were at the West End and catching them throughout the day. There were big fish on the beds everywhere. Chad Williams
bed figure guys help people quality team truest trying ways
We were a team tonight, in the truest sense of the word, because we have quality people in uniform. We don't have any ego-type players. These guys get out of bed every day trying to figure out ways to help this team.
bed wake-up mood
Music is everything to me. I wake up and go to bed with it. I listen to all genres, depending on my mood. Chanel Iman
bed smarter
Go to bed smarter than when you woke up. Charlie Munger
bed hate love morning night permanent
You know, you don't have to have permanent opinions. You can think, every morning, 'I love the world' and go to bed every night thinking, 'I hate the world.' Michel Houellebecq
comedy desperate deep-inside
Deep inside, I am desperate to do comedy. David Suchet
comedy kind
American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
comedy attorney wanted
I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney. Aisha Tyler
comedy
I like grown up comedy.
comedy feels comfortable
I feel more comfortable in comedy. Bob Newhart
comedy audience one-thing
The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them. Bernie Mac
comedy has-beens
Comedy has been so good to me.
comedy
Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.
comedy well-known wells
I wanted to be less well-known in comedy. Eddie Izzard