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funny-life mean successful
I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now. Cathy Guisewite
funny-life world materials
Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.
funny-life bad-day intelligent
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? Bob Monkhouse
funny-life female combination
The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination. Chetan Bhagat
funny-life mistake awakening
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. Bill Watterson
funny-life expectations life-is
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
funny-life control-of-your-life peanut-butter
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
funny-life problem
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
funny-life ends ifs
You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend. Edgar Guest
las-vegas dollars stimulus
The Obama 'stimulus' plan is a $1 trillion dollar gamble more suited to Las Vegas than Washington. Cal Thomas
las-vegas healthy trying
I've been trying to watch my weight a bit, but when I come to Las Vegas, all bets are off. I get enough healthy food in L.A. where the food is the size of a quarter and costs $40 - when I'm in Vegas, I want a steak! Billy Gardell
las-vegas cities mountain
There is always a sneer in Las Vegas. The mountains around it sneer. The desert sneers. And arrogant in the middle of its wide valley, dominating those diligent sprawling suburbs, the downtown city sneers like anything. Jan Morris
las-vegas vegas pockets
I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. Adam Sandler
las-vegas people documentaries
The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn't much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas. Clive James
las-vegas air towers
I love roller coasters that make my stomach drop. One ride in Las Vegas, the Big Shot, straps you into a row of seats and catapults you into the air from the top of the Stratosphere Tower - then plummets back down. I ride it over and over; it's exhilarating. Drew Barrymore
las-vegas three machines
Your email inbox is a bit like a Las Vegas roulette machine. You know, you just check it and check it, and every once in a while there's some juicy little tidbit of reward, like the three quarters that pop down on a one-armed bandit. And that keeps you coming back for more. Douglas Rushkoff
las-vegas three seven-days
And actually, about three weeks ago, Micky, Peter and I were in Vegas at the MGM Grand. And we did about 12 shows in seven days. It was quite an experience. Davy Jones
las-vegas vegas had-a-great-time
I had a great time doing Vegas. It's just that it takes a lot of time. John Elway
hands feelings excess
The victims of ennui paralyze all the grosser feelings by excess, and torpify all the finer by disuse and inactivity. Disgusted with this world, and indifferent about another, they at last lay violent hands upon themselves, and assume no small credit for the sang froid with which they meet death. But, alas! such beings can scarcely be said to die, for they have never truly lived. Charles Caleb Colton
hands class two
Literature has her quacks no less than medicine, and they are divided into two classes; those who have erudition without genius, and those who have volubility without depth; we shall get second-hand sense from the one, and original nonsense from the other.
hands sorrow tears
If I dropped a tear upon your hand, may it wither it up! If I spoke a gentle word in your hearing, may it deafen you! If I touched you with my lips, may the touch be poison to you! A curse upon this roof that gave me shelter! Sorrow and shame upon your head! Ruin upon all belonging to you! Charles Dickens
hands feet office
Skewered through and through with office-pens, and bound hand and foot with red tape.
hands library grew
I grew up on second hand bookshops and libraries. Charles Stross
hands soul half
I would rather lay my soul asoak in half a dozen verses [of the Bible] all day than rinse my hand in several chapters. Charles Spurgeon
hands despair rope
Faith has a saving connection with Christ. Christ is on the shore, so to speak, holding the rope, and as we lay hold of it with the hand of our confidence, He pulls us to shore; but all good works having no connection with Christ are drifted along down the gulf of fell despair.
hands soap calling
There’s no shame about any honest calling; don’t be afraid of soiling your hands, there’s plenty of soap to be had.
hands ignorant used
And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the Bible were used to beat plowshares into swords Alan Watts