Famous Quotes & Sayings

Edgar Allan Poe

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

Cathy Guisewite

I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.

Cathy Guisewite

Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.

Chetan Bhagat

The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.

Bob Monkhouse

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Edgar Guest

You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything.

Adolphe Menjou

He has a heart of gold - only harder.

Andy Borowitz

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

Douglas Adams

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Andrew Lang

Life's more amusing than we thought.

Andy Rooney

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

Andy Rooney

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

Bill Watterson

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.

Bill Watterson

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

Bill Watterson

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Clifton Fadiman

For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.

Erma Bombeck

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

Friedrich Nietzsche

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

Margaret Atwood

These things sneak up on him for no reason, these flashes of irrational happiness. It's probably a vitamin deficiency.

Jennifer Aniston

Life is funny. Life isn’t categorized into comedy, drama, action, is it?So I don’t know why they try to categorize everything. It drives me crazy-why it would have to be just a romantic comedy or…I want to have a little integrity, a little story, you know

Frank Zappa

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Louis L'Amour

Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble.

Fred Allen

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Hunter S. Thompson

Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it.

Hunter S. Thompson

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Hunter S. Thompson

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.

George Carlin

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

George Carlin

Life is a near-death experience.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

Maureen Johnson

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.

Lauryn Hill

I consider myself a crayon... I may not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.