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funny-life female combination
The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination. Chetan Bhagat
funny-life mean successful
I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now. Cathy Guisewite
funny-life world materials
Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material. Cathy Guisewite
funny-life mistake awakening
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. Bill Watterson
funny-life expectations life-is
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. Bill Watterson
funny-life control-of-your-life peanut-butter
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. Bill Watterson
funny-life problem
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. Bill Watterson
funny-life bad-day intelligent
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? Bob Monkhouse
funny-life wish forget
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. Edgar Allan Poe
maintenance singers corny
There's a lot of maintenance that goes into being a professional singer. Betty Buckley
maintenance routine lows
I'm very low-maintenance when it comes to my beauty routine. Eva Green
maintenance edginess lows
I like to be stylish and edgy, but also low maintenance. Krysten Ritter
maintenance mechanic bunch
There is no such thing as low maintenance or high maintenance, just a bunch of women hoping for a capable mechanic. Liz Vassey
maintenance delay execution
Systems program building is an entropy-decreasing process, hence inherently metastable. Program maintenance is an entropy-increasing process, and even its most skillful execution only delays the subsidence of the system into unfixable obsolescence. Fred Brooks
maintenance chicks deals
I can't deal with high maintenance chicks. Jeremy London
maintenance minutes lows
I'm far too low maintenance to ever spend more than five minutes getting ready to go out. Sienna Miller
maintenance high-maintenance
I'm not high maintenance. Sienna Miller
maintenance pastries tarts
Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry. Sloane Crosley
birth goddess renewal
In Goddess religion death is not feared, but is understood to be a part of life, followed by birth and renewal. Carol P. Christ
birthday age used
At the age of 20 I bought a used Fiat 127. This was the only one I could afford! Carlos Ghosn
birthday people looks
You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look. Alan King
birthday age aging
Old age is a shipwreck. Charles de Gaulle
birth remember importance
When a person feels disposed to over estimate his own importance, let him remember that mankind got along very well before his birth, and that in all probability they will they will get along very well after his death. Charles Simmons
birth chemical child cross defects fact given lab linked mother toxic
The fact that PFOA can cross the placenta from the mother to child is very troubling, given the fact that this is a chemical that is broadly toxic and linked to birth defects in lab animals. Jane Houlihan
birthday cake candles counted
when I counted the candles on my birthday cake and cringed. Zell Miller
birthday educational positivity
The older I get, the greater power I seem to have to help the world; I am like a snowball - the further I am rolled the more I gain. Susan B. Anthony
birthday age important
I learned from a very young age that if I pursued the things that truly excited me, that they would reward in more important ways, like happiness. Brandon Boyd