Quotes about funny-life
funny-life contentment want
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin. Fred Allen
funny-life rest-of-your-life tomorrow
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. George Carlin
funny-life life-is near-death
Life is a near-death experience.
funny-life world paradise
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo. Erma Bombeck
funny-life important life-is
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life. Frank Zappa
funny-life crazy drama
Life is funny. Life isn’t categorized into comedy, drama, action, is it?So I don’t know why they try to categorize everything. It drives me crazy-why it would have to be just a romantic comedy or…I want to have a little integrity, a little story, you know Jennifer Aniston
funny-life people luck
Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it. Hunter S. Thompson
funny-life reality imagination
I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.
funny-life las-vegas hands
You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
funny-life views mirrors
If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are. Jim Steinman
funny-life doubt when-in-doubt
When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed Laurell K. Hamilton
funny-life heart journey
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other. Josh Billings
funny-life airplane law
Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. Paul Dickson
funny-life writing ears
I am irritated by my own writing. I am like a violinist whose ear is true, but whose fingers refuse to reproduce precisely the sound he hears within. Gustave Flaubert
funny-life vitamins reason
These things sneak up on him for no reason, these flashes of irrational happiness. It's probably a vitamin deficiency. Margaret Atwood
funny-life adventure names
Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble. Louis L'Amour
funny-life drunk waiting
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! Yogi Berra
funny-life believe past
I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't. Woody Allen
funny-life car unhappy
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good. Whoopi Goldberg
funny-life men alive
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive. W. C. Fields