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funny-life mean successful
I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now. Cathy Guisewite
funny-life world materials
Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.
funny-life bad-day intelligent
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? Bob Monkhouse
funny-life female combination
The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination. Chetan Bhagat
funny-life mistake awakening
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. Bill Watterson
funny-life expectations life-is
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
funny-life control-of-your-life peanut-butter
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
funny-life problem
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
funny-life ends ifs
You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend. Edgar Guest
drunk
I'm drunk. Correct. What the f*** is it to you? Calamity Jane
drunk three internet
I read something once that when you're online, your inhibitions are lowered to the state where you've had three drinks. Once you basically know that the entire internet is slightly drunk, it all makes a lot more sense, and you deport yourself accordingly. Caitlin Moran
drunk wells stills
Well I am still not drunk" I straightened up against the pillows as best I could. "You told me once that if you could still stand up, you weren't drunk." You aren't standing up." he point out. You are. Diana Gabaldon
drunk without-you freezing
Without you to hold i'll be freezing. Ed Sheeran
drunk like-you used
I know you'll never love me like you used to.
drunk stronger made
Why didn't kill me it never made me stronger at all.
drunk bed wake-up
I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
drunk littles little-love
I'll be drunk again to feel a little love.
drunk alcohol matter
I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ? Bertrand Russell
waiting encounters danger
It is better to meet danger than to wait for it. Charles Caleb Colton
waiting devil ready
When the time comes, let loose a tiger and a devil; but wait for the time with the tiger and the devil chained -not shown- yet always ready. Charles Dickens
waiting doe timing
When we surrender to His timing, He does mighty things in and for us, according to His will and His timing. God acts on behalf of those who wait for Him. Charles Stanley
waiting objects values
Our willingness to wait reveals the value we place on the object we're waiting for.
waiting ifs
Those who do not hope cannot wait; but if we hope for that we see not, then do we with patience wait for it. Charles Spurgeon
waiting listening connections
If you don't listen deeply, the connection won't take place.... [You have to be] willing to be changed by the person you're listening to, where you're not just waiting for a pause so you can say your thing, but you're actually letting them have an effect on you if they can. Alan Alda
waiting sitting actors
An actor basically likes to be asked to do something, no matter what position he's in. It feels more natural. Sitting and waiting is more gratifying. Al Pacino
waiting world resurrection
We can afford to follow Him to failure. Faith dares to fail. The resurrection and the judgment will demonstrate before all worlds who won and who lost. We can wait. Aiden Wilson Tozer
waiting busy dangerous
It is dangerous to be so busy that you have no time to wait on God.