Famous Quotes & Sayings

Calamity Jane

I'm drunk. Correct. What the f*** is it to you?

Caitlin Moran

I read something once that when you're online, your inhibitions are lowered to the state where you've had three drinks. Once you basically know that the entire internet is slightly drunk, it all makes a lot more sense, and you deport yourself accordingly.

Diana Gabaldon

Well I am still not drunk" I straightened up against the pillows as best I could. "You told me once that if you could still stand up, you weren't drunk." You aren't standing up." he point out. You are.

Ed Sheeran

Without you to hold i'll be freezing.

Ed Sheeran

I know you'll never love me like you used to.

Ed Sheeran

Why didn't kill me it never made me stronger at all.

Ed Sheeran

I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.

Ed Sheeran

I'll be drunk again to feel a little love.

Bertrand Russell

I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ?

Aaron Sorkin

Never argue with a drunk or a fool.

Charles Baudelaire

Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.

Charles Baudelaire

So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, be endlessly drunk.

Anton Chekhov

I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time.

Demetri Martin

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

Gary Stevens

Like a drunk staggering home after last call.

Daniel Fried

Nationalism ... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.

Craig Ferguson

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

Elizabeth Taylor

I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying.

Reed Hastings

We tried not to get drunk on the future, but actually to predict it accurately.

Charles Bukowski

I used to lay drunk in alleys and I probably will again.Bukowski, who is he? I read about Bukowski and it doesn't seem like anything to do with me.

Charles Bukowski

If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk.

Charles Bukowski

Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you could get away from the obvious often enough, you wouldn't become so obvious yourself.

Let him who sins when drunk be punished when sober

Andrew Lang

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than for illumination.

Tom Araya

A good wine has many qualities, I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart.

Adele

A drunk tongue is an honest one in my opinion.

Ally Carter

Oh you’re heist-drunk Kitty Kat. And you have been since the Henley.

Anthony Jeselnik

I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of that was Austin's fault.

Aaron Paul

I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube.

Chris Neil

But this is the second one we've had - a group of drunken Scotsmen stole the last one!

Eric Idle

Because we hate each other. I'm perfectly happy to get drunk with the rest of them. I was just in London, and we had a really spectacular dinner. But I think it should go no further. We've earned that.

Ludwig Beethoven

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy, it is the wine of a new procreation, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for men and makes them drunk with the spirit.

Getting drunk is an paradox! When people party they feel like royalty at the village pub, but feel like an outcast while kneeling at the porcelain throne?