Famous Quotes & Sayings

Alex Jones

People are used to being stimulated. People are drunk on entertainment and when you're going out and seeing movies where 200 people are machine gunned down and vampires are tearing people's throats out, and I'm not saying that is bad or it should be censored, but people are drunk on stimuli.

Romano Prodi

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.

Andrew Lang

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than illumination

Andrew Lang

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts, for support rather than illumination.

Chris Neil

But this is the second one we've had - a group of drunken Scotsmen stole the last one!

Adele

A drunk tongue is an honest one in my opinion.

Ally Carter

Oh you’re heist-drunk Kitty Kat. And you have been since the Henley.

Anthony Jeselnik

I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of that was Austin's fault.

Don Winslow

Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us. There's always going to be a certain percentage of any population that is addicted to certain substances.

Damien Hirst

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.

Anne Sexton

It would be pleasant to be drunk.

Amber Valletta

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!

Andre Gide

Let every emotion be capable becoming an intoxication to you. If what you eat fails to make you drunk, it is because you are not hungry enough.

Chuck Palahniuk

If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention.

Dorothy L. Sayers

Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?" "So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly sober.

O. J. Simpson

Sport, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose... It's how drunk you get.

For they that sleep sleep in the night; and they that be drunken are drunken in the night.

Baz Luhrmann

If you wanted to show a mirror to people that says, 'You've been drunk on money,' they're not going to want to see it. But if you reflected that mirror on another time they'd be willing to. People will need an explanation of where we are and where we've been, and 'The Great Gatsby' can provide that explanation.

Sean Penn

Family makes me feel there's a reason I'm alive... I'm feeling my life, which I didn't always do partly because I'd be drunk a lot.

Drunk or sober, that wasn't fun the way the game ended. Izzy scares me, man!

Orson Scott Card

When I am drunk I am at my best. It is the national knack of the French.

Herman Melville

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.

Conan O'Brien

Newly released transcripts reveal that President Nixon was drunk during the Arab-Israeli crisis of 1973. After hearing this, President Bush said, 'Hey, so was I!'

David Letterman

Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing. So do what Homeland Security Dir. Tom Ridge does: Get really drunk, and pick up a hooker.

Clea Duvall

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.

Hugh Grant

With 2 movies opening this summer, I have no relaxing time at all. Whatever I have is spent in a drunken stupor.

Orson Scott Card

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val

Dan Buettner

Drink without getting drunk Love without suffering jealousy Eat without overindulging Never argue And once in a while, with great discretion, misbehave

Dave Attell

I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.

When people are drunk and mad they do stupid stuff.

William Shakespeare

While he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed.

Colonel Sanders

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

Aaron Sorkin

Never argue with a drunk or a fool.