Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dan Castellaneta

Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

Fiona Apple

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.

Fiona Apple

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

Andrew Lang

An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination.

Kenneth Ulman

Quotas are just not good public policy. There are plenty of things, such as drunk drivers, for officers to focus on without having specific numbers they have to reach.

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts... for support rather than illumination.

Wayne Morris

The ones that are drunk - they don't feel any pain.

Katie Melua

You really need to be drunk for this,

Jason Flemyng

I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.

Jarvis Cocker

Tabloids invoke freedom of speech, but they're not interested in that, they're just interested in who's shagging whom, who's got drunk. And if you take that pretend, faux moral standpoint, you end up with people in public life being completely boring. Like they've had their genitals removed.

Ethan Hawke

I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their ranks

Cassandra Clare

After all, it was never Darnay he quoted, only Sydney, drunk and wrecked and dissipated. Sydney, who died for love.

Moby

Because I've been that drunk person in the club so many thousands of times, when I'm in an environment where people are drunk or on drugs, I certainly don't judge them. Because it's almost a given that for much of my life I've been way more messed up than them.

George Grosz

Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.

Hack Wilson

I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk.

Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Those who have been too long at their labor, who have drunk too long at the cup of voluptuousness, who feel they have become temporarily inhumane, who are tormented by their families, who find life sad and love ephemeral......they should all eat chocolate and they will be comforted.

Graduates are not qualified for anything except getting drunk and not turning up for work.

George Herbert

There are more Physitians in health then drunkards.

Honore de Balzac

To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility.

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.

Patrick O'Brian

Jack, you've debauched my sloth.

Poul Anderson

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.

Oscar Wilde

Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn't mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not always poets.

Louis Jordan

What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again)

Mary Renault

We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober.

Marilyn Monroe

Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings.

John Green

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

Ozzy Osbourne

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

P. G. Wodehouse

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

Paul Neilan

In the long term everyone traffics in foregone conclusions, and in the short term they just get drunk. This is the way it has always been. Some half-assed ambiguity masquerading as mystery is all anybody's really looking for.

Mary Hunter Austin

Ride your emotions as the shallop rides the waves; don't get upset among them. There are people who enjoy getting swamped emotionally, just as, incredibly, there are people who enjoy getting drunk.

Gilbert Arenas

Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions.

Gertrude Stein

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.