Famous Quotes & Sayings

Tom Waits

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

Tom Waits

I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane.

Tom Sharpe

There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.

T. D. Jakes

It does matter where you go to church, it does matter where you worship, it does matter where you lift your head, it does matter where you cry out to God. There is something about the atmosphere. I might be lame, but put me in the atmosphere. I may be drunk, but put me in the atmosphere. I may be weak, but put me in the atmosphere.

Scott Adams

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

Rainbow Rowell

Drunk nerds. Not my thing.” “You like nerds.” “Not nerds who join fraternities,” Cath said. “That’s a whole subclass of nerds that I’m not interested in.

Drunk or sober, that wasn't fun the way the game ended. Izzy scares me, man!

Orson Scott Card

When I am drunk I am at my best. It is the national knack of the French.

Trace Adkins

There would always be some drunk who couldn't go home without a good beating. I'd try to talk him out of it.

Douglas Adams

The story goes that I first had the idea for THHGTTGalaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck

Rick Derringer

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.

Percy Bysshe Shelley

Our Adonais has drunk poisonoh! What deaf and viperous murderer could crown Life's early cup with such a draught of woe?

Martina Navratilova

I would have drunk a lot of Pinot Grigio if I'd lost after leading 5-2 in the third.

Pete Wentz

He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this was all over.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

I don't get the whole getting drunk thing.

Tucker Carlson

I'm not for drunk driving - however, the states ought to decide. Different states have different penalties for drunk driving because they're states and they get to do that. If people of one state want to be lighter on drunk drivers, they're wrong. That's their business.

Tucker Carlson

Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.

Tori Amos

I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way!

William Blake

All pictures that's painted with sense and with thought / Are painted by madmen as sure as a groat; / For the greater the fool in the pencil more blest, / And when they are drunk they always paint best.

Jacqueline du Pre

The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.

Jack Vance

I become drunk as circumstances dictate.

Franklin Pierce

There's nothing left . . . but to get drunk.

Franklin Pierce

There is nothing left to do but get drunk.

Jim Carrey

I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power.

Jim Carrey

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.

Eva Mendes

The one thing I never want to do is act drunk or act high. You don't do it from a mental kind of place because then you're just acting.

Ernest Hemingway

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

Ernest Hemingway

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

Gina Gershon

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

George R. R. Martin

There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.

Frank Wedekind

We see God and the devil making fools of each other, and we nurture in ourselves the absolutely unshakable conviction that both of them are drunk.

O. J. Simpson

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.

Dan Castellaneta

Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.