Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jimmy Buffett

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Leonard Cohen

I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't make it junk.

Leonard Cohen

Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!!

Julianna Margulies

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?

Otto von Bismarck

I have often regretted what I have eaten, but never what I have drunk.

Haruki Murakami

It is sometimes necessary for each person. Fill up with delicious food, get drunk, sing loudly and chat frivolously.

Greg Behrendt

He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.

Max von Sydow

I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek

Mats Sundin

Bryan Fogarty could skate faster, shoot harder and pass crisper drunk than the rest of us could sober.

Paul Krassner

It was hard to say sometimes whether he was being provocative for its own sake or if he was just being drunk and stoned and irresponsible,

Rob Lowe

It was just one of those quirky, sort of naughty, sort of wild, sort of, you know, drunken things that people will do from time to time.

Patrick O'Brian

Jack, you've debauched my sloth.

Poul Anderson

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.

Oscar Wilde

Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn't mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not always poets.

Louis Jordan

What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again)

Mary Renault

We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober.

Marilyn Monroe

Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings.

John Green

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

Ozzy Osbourne

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

P. G. Wodehouse

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

Paul Neilan

In the long term everyone traffics in foregone conclusions, and in the short term they just get drunk. This is the way it has always been. Some half-assed ambiguity masquerading as mystery is all anybody's really looking for.

Mary Hunter Austin

Ride your emotions as the shallop rides the waves; don't get upset among them. There are people who enjoy getting swamped emotionally, just as, incredibly, there are people who enjoy getting drunk.

Gilbert Arenas

Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions.

Gertrude Stein

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

Gerard Way

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

George Saunders

The generalizing writer is like the passionate drunk, stumbling into your house mumbling: I know I'm not being clear, exactly, but don't you kind of feel what I'm feeling?

Fyodor Dostoevsky

I'm drunk but truthful.

Noel Gallagher

I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.

Chris Carrabba

the drunk girl who threw up at Acropolis last night.

Terry Venables

The spirit he has shown has been second to none. (on Terry Fenwick's drunk-driving charge)

Terry Pratchett

Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it.

Tom Petty

Honey, don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow.

Stephen Fry

I never quite got the hang of the getting drunk & fondling the thighs [of all the cumbersome young males] business... whether that makes me a gallant & proper gentleman, a cowardly wuss or an unadventurous prude, I cannot make out