Famous Quotes & Sayings

Otto von Bismarck

I have often regretted what I have eaten, but never what I have drunk.

Haruki Murakami

It is sometimes necessary for each person. Fill up with delicious food, get drunk, sing loudly and chat frivolously.

Greg Behrendt

He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.

Max von Sydow

I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek

Mats Sundin

Bryan Fogarty could skate faster, shoot harder and pass crisper drunk than the rest of us could sober.

Chris Carrabba

the drunk girl who threw up at Acropolis last night.

Rick Derringer

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.

Percy Bysshe Shelley

Our Adonais has drunk poisonoh! What deaf and viperous murderer could crown Life's early cup with such a draught of woe?

Martina Navratilova

I would have drunk a lot of Pinot Grigio if I'd lost after leading 5-2 in the third.

Pete Wentz

He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this was all over.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

I don't get the whole getting drunk thing.

Tucker Carlson

I'm not for drunk driving - however, the states ought to decide. Different states have different penalties for drunk driving because they're states and they get to do that. If people of one state want to be lighter on drunk drivers, they're wrong. That's their business.

Tucker Carlson

Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.

Tori Amos

I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way!

William Blake

All pictures that's painted with sense and with thought / Are painted by madmen as sure as a groat; / For the greater the fool in the pencil more blest, / And when they are drunk they always paint best.

Ronald Reagan

It's not fair to say that Congress spends money like a drunk sailor. At least the sailor is spending his own money!

Sally Kellerman

I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.

Rachel Cohn

Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from a barking pony who was about to go into attack mode.

Leslie Jamison

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.

Taylor Swift

I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any interest in being drunk.

Stephen Stills

Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but that's something that shouldn't be dissected

Tom Hardy

I liked you better when you were drunk .

Sylvia Plath

The claw of the magnolia, drunk on its own scents, asks nothing of life.

Tom Waits

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

Tom Waits

I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane.

Tom Sharpe

There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.

T. D. Jakes

It does matter where you go to church, it does matter where you worship, it does matter where you lift your head, it does matter where you cry out to God. There is something about the atmosphere. I might be lame, but put me in the atmosphere. I may be drunk, but put me in the atmosphere. I may be weak, but put me in the atmosphere.

Scott Adams

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

Rainbow Rowell

Drunk nerds. Not my thing.” “You like nerds.” “Not nerds who join fraternities,” Cath said. “That’s a whole subclass of nerds that I’m not interested in.

Terry Venables

The spirit he has shown has been second to none. (on Terry Fenwick's drunk-driving charge)

Terry Pratchett

Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it.

Tom Petty

Honey, don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow.

Stephen Fry

I never quite got the hang of the getting drunk & fondling the thighs [of all the cumbersome young males] business... whether that makes me a gallant & proper gentleman, a cowardly wuss or an unadventurous prude, I cannot make out