Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jack Vance

I become drunk as circumstances dictate.

Gilbert Arenas

Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions.

Gertrude Stein

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

Gerard Way

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

Genghis Khan

If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month, it is better; if one gets drunk once a month, that is better still; and if one doesn't drink at all, that is the best of all.

Trent Johnson

You were blackout drunk the night before if you wake up and have no idea where you are and why.

Chris Carrabba

the drunk girl who threw up at Acropolis last night.

Charles Darwin

An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more

Norman Mailer

You do not really wish to hear more of the Battle of Kadesh. Let me say only that human fat, gorged in considerable quantity, has an intoxicating effect. I became ... drunk.

Kevin Spacey

I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight.

George R. R. Martin

There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.

Frank Wedekind

We see God and the devil making fools of each other, and we nurture in ourselves the absolutely unshakable conviction that both of them are drunk.

James Q. Wilson

Arresting a single drunk or a single vagrant who has harmed no identifiable person seems unjust, and in a sense it is. But failing to do anything about a score of drunks or a hundred vagrants may destroy an entire community.

Rajneesh

Just one quality of the Buddha has to be remembered. He consists only of one quality: witnessing. This small word witnessing contains the whole of spirituality. Witness that you are not the body. Witness that you are not the mind. Witness that you are only a witness. As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. That is what is called ecstasy.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe)

Noel Gallagher

I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.

Libba Bray

...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk.

Max von Sydow

I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek

Mats Sundin

Bryan Fogarty could skate faster, shoot harder and pass crisper drunk than the rest of us could sober.

Paula Abdul

I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.

Paul Weller

Life is a drink and you get drunk when you're young.

Johnny Depp

Having been familiar with "drunk" once or twice myself, that lick just came to me - and yeah, it sounded very drunk, so I presented it to Alice [Cooper]. It felt like he wrote the lyrics in about a minute.

Martin Luther

Human nature is like a drunk peasant. Lift him into the saddle on one side, over he topples on the other side.

Jimmy Buffett

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Joe Bob Briggs

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Joe E. Lewis

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Jim Morrison

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

Holly Black

Everyone danced -- sweaty bodies packed tight, drunk with sound.

Holly Black

You okay?" Anton asks, looking at me like he's trying to figure out if I'm drunk. His plans depend on me. I look as blank as possible and hope that it freaks him out. No point in my being the only miserable one.

Herodotus

If an important decision is to be made, they [the Persians] discuss the question when they are drunk, and the following day the master of the house where the discussion was held submits their decision for reconsideration when they are sober. If they still approve it, it is adopted; if not, it is abandoned. Conversely, any decision they make when they are sober, is reconsidered afterwards when they are drunk.

Leonard Cohen

I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't make it junk.