Famous Quotes & Sayings

Fiona Apple

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.

Fiona Apple

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

It was road rage. Some guy -- maybe he was drunk -- saw a sitting duck with a yellow helmet and couldn't resist.

It's a shift like a drunk at a party looking for one more thing to do -- and I suspect it's not sustainable,

James Shannon

It's like getting drunk and going to the police and saying, 'Lock me up, I can't help myself!'

Jason Flemyng

I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.

Jarvis Cocker

Tabloids invoke freedom of speech, but they're not interested in that, they're just interested in who's shagging whom, who's got drunk. And if you take that pretend, faux moral standpoint, you end up with people in public life being completely boring. Like they've had their genitals removed.

Ethan Hawke

I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their ranks

Cassandra Clare

After all, it was never Darnay he quoted, only Sydney, drunk and wrecked and dissipated. Sydney, who died for love.

Moby

Because I've been that drunk person in the club so many thousands of times, when I'm in an environment where people are drunk or on drugs, I certainly don't judge them. Because it's almost a given that for much of my life I've been way more messed up than them.

George Grosz

Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.

Hack Wilson

I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk.

Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Those who have been too long at their labor, who have drunk too long at the cup of voluptuousness, who feel they have become temporarily inhumane, who are tormented by their families, who find life sad and love ephemeral......they should all eat chocolate and they will be comforted.

Graduates are not qualified for anything except getting drunk and not turning up for work.

George Herbert

There are more Physitians in health then drunkards.

Honore de Balzac

To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility.

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.

Kevin Spacey

I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight.

Charles Darwin

An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men

Holly Black

Everyone danced -- sweaty bodies packed tight, drunk with sound.

Holly Black

You okay?" Anton asks, looking at me like he's trying to figure out if I'm drunk. His plans depend on me. I look as blank as possible and hope that it freaks him out. No point in my being the only miserable one.

Herodotus

If an important decision is to be made, they [the Persians] discuss the question when they are drunk, and the following day the master of the house where the discussion was held submits their decision for reconsideration when they are sober. If they still approve it, it is adopted; if not, it is abandoned. Conversely, any decision they make when they are sober, is reconsidered afterwards when they are drunk.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more

Norman Mailer

You do not really wish to hear more of the Battle of Kadesh. Let me say only that human fat, gorged in considerable quantity, has an intoxicating effect. I became ... drunk.

Mason Cooley

Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again.

Genghis Khan

If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month, it is better; if one gets drunk once a month, that is better still; and if one doesn't drink at all, that is the best of all.

Joe E. Lewis

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Jim Morrison

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

Rajneesh

As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. This is what is called ecstasy.

Mick Jagger

People have different personalities when they're drunk or take heroin, or whatever drugs.

Joe Bob Briggs

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Leo Durocher

God watches over drunks and third baseman.