Famous Quotes & Sayings

John Perkins

I thought he was drunk or passed out or something.

Becca Fitzpatrick

Scott: Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Nora: Are you trying to appeal to my conscience? Scott: How can you turn down a once-in-a-lifetime chance to drive the 'Stang? Nora: How about you sell me the 'Stang for thirty dollars? I can even pay cash. Scott: Drunk, but not that drunk, Grey.

Bill Engvall

I'd love to be a woman for one day of my life... God... I would be drunk with power.

Bill Cosby

I'm going OUT... because I DESERVE to go out! And I'm going to get DRUNK... because I DESERVE to get drunk! And get out of my way!

Well, it just kind of made me notice something was really out of the ordinary. This guy was out here struggling with the police. I thought maybe he was just a little drunk or something.

C. S. Lewis

At other times it feels like being mildly drunk, or concussed. There is a sort of invisible blanket between the world and me. I find it hard to take in what anyone says.

We don't want to put any belligerent drunks in the truck.

David Connolly

He's drunk 50 percent of the time. I stumble and slur words.

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.

Nick Faldo

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

William Penn

In fine, he that is drunk is not a Man: Because he is so long void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast.

It was road rage. Some guy -- maybe he was drunk -- saw a sitting duck with a yellow helmet and couldn't resist.

Trace Adkins

There would always be some drunk who couldn't go home without a good beating. I'd try to talk him out of it.

Eva Mendes

The one thing I never want to do is act drunk or act high. You don't do it from a mental kind of place because then you're just acting.

Ernest Hemingway

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

Ernest Hemingway

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

Fiona Apple

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.

Fiona Apple

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

J. D. Salinger

I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it.

Jack Kerouac

As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind.

Andrew Lang

An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination.

Wayne Morris

The ones that are drunk - they don't feel any pain.

O. J. Simpson

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.

Dan Castellaneta

Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

It's a shift like a drunk at a party looking for one more thing to do -- and I suspect it's not sustainable,

Katie Melua

You really need to be drunk for this,

Douglas Adams

The story goes that I first had the idea for THHGTTGalaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck

Kenneth Ulman

Quotas are just not good public policy. There are plenty of things, such as drunk drivers, for officers to focus on without having specific numbers they have to reach.

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts... for support rather than illumination.

Ethan Hawke

I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their ranks

Cassandra Clare

After all, it was never Darnay he quoted, only Sydney, drunk and wrecked and dissipated. Sydney, who died for love.

Moby

Because I've been that drunk person in the club so many thousands of times, when I'm in an environment where people are drunk or on drugs, I certainly don't judge them. Because it's almost a given that for much of my life I've been way more messed up than them.

Marilyn Monroe

Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings.