Famous Quotes & Sayings

John Perkins

I thought he was drunk or passed out or something.

Chelsea Handler

The important thing is to be drunk.

We're starting to put the squeeze on drunken drivers.

William Shakespeare

I have drunk and seen the spider.

We don't want to put any belligerent drunks in the truck.

Well, it just kind of made me notice something was really out of the ordinary. This guy was out here struggling with the police. I thought maybe he was just a little drunk or something.

Charles Darwin

An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men

Holly Black

Everyone danced -- sweaty bodies packed tight, drunk with sound.

Holly Black

You okay?" Anton asks, looking at me like he's trying to figure out if I'm drunk. His plans depend on me. I look as blank as possible and hope that it freaks him out. No point in my being the only miserable one.

Kevin Spacey

I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more

Norman Mailer

You do not really wish to hear more of the Battle of Kadesh. Let me say only that human fat, gorged in considerable quantity, has an intoxicating effect. I became ... drunk.

Herodotus

If an important decision is to be made, they [the Persians] discuss the question when they are drunk, and the following day the master of the house where the discussion was held submits their decision for reconsideration when they are sober. If they still approve it, it is adopted; if not, it is abandoned. Conversely, any decision they make when they are sober, is reconsidered afterwards when they are drunk.

Joe E. Lewis

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Jim Morrison

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

Andrew Lang

An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination.

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts... for support rather than illumination.

Wayne Morris

The ones that are drunk - they don't feel any pain.

Drunk or sober, that wasn't fun the way the game ended. Izzy scares me, man!

Kenneth Ulman

Quotas are just not good public policy. There are plenty of things, such as drunk drivers, for officers to focus on without having specific numbers they have to reach.

Katie Melua

You really need to be drunk for this,

It's a shift like a drunk at a party looking for one more thing to do -- and I suspect it's not sustainable,

Gertrude Stein

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

Gerard Way

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

Ernest Hemingway

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

Ernest Hemingway

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

Fiona Apple

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.

Fiona Apple

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

Gina Gershon

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

Jacqueline du Pre

The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.

Jack Vance

I become drunk as circumstances dictate.

Gilbert Arenas

Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions.