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funny-life bad-day intelligent
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? Bob Monkhouse
funny-life ends ifs
You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend. Edgar Guest
funny-life mistake awakening
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. Bill Watterson
funny-life expectations life-is
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. Bill Watterson
funny-life control-of-your-life peanut-butter
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. Bill Watterson
funny-life problem
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. Bill Watterson
funny-life hero red
If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything. Arnold Schwarzenegger
funny-life wish forget
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. Edgar Allan Poe
funny-life female combination
The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination. Chetan Bhagat
caring thinking gentleman
Do you want to be a gentleman, to spite her or to gain her over? Because, if it is to spite her, I should think - but you know best - that might be better and more independently done by caring nothing for her words. And if it is to gain her over, I should think - but you know best - she was not worth gaining over. Charles Dickens
caring clouds light
The cloud of caring for nothing, which overshadowed him with such a fatal darkness, was very rarely pierced by the light within him. Charles Dickens
careers chinese connected
I had always thought that I would do something that was connected to music as a career, or possibly Chinese, which was my major. Charles Soule
car today life-is
What I've learned during my life is that the near future is 90% identical to the present - if you buy a new car today, it'll probably still be on the road in 2022. Charles Stross
care safe danger
The Providence of God is the great protector of our life and usefulness, and under the divine care we are perfectly safe from danger. Charles Spurgeon
careers might brilliant
Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I'm not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we're doing here. Alan Rickman
careers long way
In many ways, my entire graphic novel career was a long diversion. Originally, all I wanted to do was to be an underground cartoonist and maybe bring out a groovy underground mag. Alan Moore
careers long people
During a long career in TV broadcasting, I spent a lot of time contributing to other people's creations. Alan Bradley
car break hated
I have always had this mentality because I hated to break anything on the car. Alain Prost
unhappy achieve wells
I am never unhappy, you can achieve that as well. Byron Katie
unhappy may relief
The Unhappy may, possibly, by indulging Thought, hit on some lucky Stratagem for the Relief of his Misfortunes, and the Happy may be infinitely more so by contemplating on his Condition. Eliza Haywood
unhappy desire states
If there is nothing left to desire, there is everything to fear, an unhappy state of happiness. Baltasar Gracian
unhappy firsts unhappiness
I am sad that the LDK has chosen not to participate in that first meeting. They are unhappy about the current composition of the council. Bernard Kouchner
unhappy experience path
My path has not been determined. I shall have more experiences and pass many more milestones. Agnetha Faltskog
unhappy customers
Learn from your unhappy customers. Bill Gates
unhappy capitol
I've never been unhappy with Capitol. Not really. They've been really good by me. Bob Seger
unhappy world odd
I begin to suspect that the world is divided not only into the happy and the unhappy, but into those who like happiness and those who, odd as it seems, really don't. C. S. Lewis
unhappy fool reason
The authority of reason is far more imperious than that of a master; for he who disobeys the one is unhappy, but he who disobeys the other is a fool. Blaise Pascal