Famous Quotes & Sayings

Katie Couric

Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men.

Kevin Rooney

Reaganomics, that makes sense to me. It means if you don't have enough money, it's just because poor people are hoarding it.

Kevin Nealon

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

Kevin Nealon

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

Ken Dodd

Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny.

Ken Dodd

Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost.

Kathy Griffin

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

Keanu Reeves

I mean, I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.

Keanu Reeves

I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness.

Billy Joel

There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin.

James Bailey

A blunderer is a man who starts a meat market during Lent

Michael Arrington

I believe the term "blog" means more than an online journal. I believe a blog is a conversation. People go to blogs to read AND write, not just consume.

Ray Bradbury

Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid.

Randy Pausch

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

Ralph Bakshi

It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even I don't know how it works!

Ralph Bakshi

Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully.

Rajneesh

Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep.

Rachel Weisz

I'm pretty private about my neuroses. You're not neurotic if you talk to yourself - everyone does - you're only neurotic if you hear an answer.

Rachel Weisz

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.

Sharon Stone

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

Shane Battier

I'll save that for Mrs. Battier.

Serge Gainsbourg

Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts longer.

Mick Jagger

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three.

Michelle Obama

There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence.

Shonda Rhimes

Everyone always says to me, 'Why aren't there more people of color on television?' I'm like, 'Why don't you ask a bunch of people who aren't putting people of color on television why there aren't more people of color on television?'

Seth MacFarlane

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.

Seth Rogen

I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'

Seth Rogen

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.

Scott Steiner

Now I've wrestled alotta countries!

Scott Steiner

Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?

Scott Steiner

Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!

Scott Steiner

Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world!

Seth Godin

Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them.