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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
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It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
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Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
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Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
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Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
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I've always sensed what a script should sound like - even before the movie's been made David Puttnam
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What's been exciting for me is to read the scripts. James Wolk
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Show me a bad script and I will show you a big payday. Al Pacino
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My mum reads every script before I go for it. Chloe Grace Moretz
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I went to film school, worked as an assistant, and wrote several scripts that haven't gotten made. Lauren Miller
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I read a lot of scripts and so many are clearly a knockoff of one familiar genre or another. Edward Norton
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You can't get a movie made without a script; it's the blueprint to your building. Bruce Campbell
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We kind of lost a lot of that and puppeteers were sticking to the script and we thought everything needed to get a lot funnier, so we thought we would go to a good improv comedy instructor. Brian Henson
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It's a lot of work to read a crummy script. Bill Murray