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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
sausage imagine said
I'll leave it to you, Sassenach," he said dryly, "to imagine what it feels like to arrive unexpectedly in the midst of a brothel, in possession of a verra large sausage. Diana Gabaldon
sausage meat conservative
The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative. Boris Johnson
sausage profit knows
Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them. Alvin Toffler
sausage meat doe
I'm a vegetarian. You're a what? I don't eat meat. How can you not eat meat? I just don't. He says he does not eat meat. What? No meat? No meat. Steak? No... Chickens! No... And what about the sausage? No, no sausage, no meat! He says he does not eat any meat. Not even sausage? I know! What is wrong with him? What is wrong with you? Nothing, I just don't eat meat! Jonathan Safran Foer
sausage bologna pope
Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage. Lord Byron
sausage enough starvation
The French got enough from the Germans to save them from starvation; but many a woman sold herself for a loaf or a chunk of sausage. Ernst Toller
sausage want might
A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made. Harlan Coben
sausage want watches
Politics is like sausages, you don't want to watch either being made. Otto von Bismarck
sausage matter pork
No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record. Maureen Johnson
comedy desperate deep-inside
Deep inside, I am desperate to do comedy. David Suchet
comedy kind
American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
comedy attorney wanted
I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney. Aisha Tyler
comedy
I like grown up comedy.
comedy feels comfortable
I feel more comfortable in comedy. Bob Newhart
comedy audience one-thing
The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them. Bernie Mac
comedy has-beens
Comedy has been so good to me.
comedy
Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.
comedy well-known wells
I wanted to be less well-known in comedy. Eddie Izzard