Famous Quotes & Sayings

Megan Fox

Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time.

Megan Fox

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

Megan Fox

I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.

Megan Fox

I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things.

Megan Fox

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

Megan Fox

I've never been a big believer in formal education.

Megan Fox

If your idea of a role model is somebody who's gonna preach to your kids that sex before marriage is wrong and cursing is wrong and women should be this and be that, then I'm not a role model. But if you want your girls to feel strong and intelligent and be outspoken and fight for what they think is right, then I want to be that type of role model, yeah.

Maureen Dowd

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.

Maureen Johnson

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.

Maureen Johnson

The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.

Matthew Lillard

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!

Maya Rudolph

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.

Maynard James Keenan

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

Maynard James Keenan

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

Mario Batali

There's a battle between what the cook thinks is high art and what the customer just wants to eat.

Mae West

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Michael Caine

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.

Merlin Olsen

One of life's most painful moments comes when we must admit that we didn't do our homework, that we are not prepared.

Masashi Kishimoto

She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it..

Mason Cooley

Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our friends' shortcomings.

Mason Cooley

A laughing Lear would be monstrous. Not so a laughing Romeo and Juliet.

Mason Cooley

City wits, country humorists.

Mason Cooley

Even boredom has its crises.

Mary Kay Ash

Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, 'Make me feel important.' Never forget this message when working with people.

Michiel Huisman

The funny thing is, whenever I'm working on something, I kind of forget there's a lot of people watching. It makes it easier to be in the moment and to tell a story as well as possible.

Mick Foley

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

Mick Foley

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

Michel Gondry

My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices.

Michael Jordan

I know what I would do if I were coach. I'd determine our strengths and weaknesses and utilize them. And it's pretty clear what our strength is.

Martha Scott

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

Martha Plimpton

I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.

Martha Stewart

Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.

Mark Ruffalo

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.