Famous Quotes & Sayings

Gilbert K. Chesterton

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Holly Black

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

Henri Matisse

Drawing is like making an expressive gesture with the advantage of permanence.

Henri Matisse

When you're out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that's the trick.

Heath Ledger

I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.

Henry Ford

The question who ought to be boss is like who ought to be the tenor in the quartet? Obviously, the man who can sing tunor.

Helen Rowland

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

Helen Rowland

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Helen Rowland

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Helen Rowland

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

Helen Rowland

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Helen Rowland

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Helen Rowland

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

Helen Rowland

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Heinrich Heine

If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world.

Heather Locklear

Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it.

Hilaire Belloc

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: His sins were scarlet, but his books were read.

Henry Ward Beecher

The Church is not a gallery for the exhibition of eminent Christians, but a school for the education of imperfect ones.

Henry Ward Beecher

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obey them.

Henry Ward Beecher

Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil.

Katey Sagal

'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.

Justin Timberlake

'Cause if your love was all I had in this life, well that would be enough until the end of time. So rest your weary heart and relax your mind, 'Cause I'm gonna love you, girl, until the end of time.

Josh Holloway

We have North Shore, Hawaii and Lost all there, so they have softball tournaments between the casts. It's hilarious.

Josh Groban

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

Josh Hutcherson

We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that was very interesting - and mildly terrifying!

Katherine Dunham

I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person.

Karel Capek

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.

Katharine Whitehorn

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

Katharine Hepburn

Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!

Katharine Hepburn

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.

Kate Jackson

She lies about her age and weight and is slightly older than Rocket. But they've been a couple for eight years, longer than most in Hollywood.

Joseph Conrad

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.