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funny steven
Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny. Good Vietnam
funny hope humor people picture somber
Magnum photographers can take a very somber picture but they can also take a very funny picture. I do hope people come away with a sense of humor about this.
funny good leadership shows
Liam is real cool. He's a funny guy. He's real smart, and he shows real good leadership on and off the court. Aaron Williams
funny glad highlight playing tv
Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that. Ed Reed
funny lost master planet
Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing
funny germany joke left wonderful
My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.' Michael Keaton
funny
One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. Gerard Way
funny good serious
A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role. John Krasinski
funny love playing tough
I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. Jane Elliot
procrastination soul hell
Procrastination is the kidnapper of souls and the recruiting-officer of hell. Edward Irving
procrastination someday
Someday is not a day of the week.
procrastination voice today
How do you gag the voice in your head that says, 'You don't have to [do it] today. There's always tomorrow.'? A. J. Jacobs
procrastination advice today
My advice is to never do tomorrow what you can do today. Procrastination is the thief of time. Charles Dickens
procrastination thieves classic
Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.
procrastination denial delay
Delay is the deadliest form of denial. C. Northcote Parkinson
procrastination tasks cost
Concentrate on something useful. Having decided to achieve a task, achieve it at all costs. Arnold Bennett
procrastination fear-of-success
Procrastination is the fear of success. Denis Waitley
procrastination past matter
No matter how much time you've wasted in the past, you still have an entire today.
humor life
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. Peter Jennings
humor
The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A.
humor
Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Mallory Ortberg
humorists james mike molly robert william writers
Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
humor grace way
Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all. Diane Keaton
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humor
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
humor alcohol drug
Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder