Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen Lee DeGeneres is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. Degeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003...
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth26 January 1958
CityMetairie, LA
funny life procrastination
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
procrastination talking lunch
We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with procrastination, too.' I said 'Really?... Get my sandwich.'
moving procrastination way
Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
funny humor procrastination
All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution.
procrastination ideas waiting
I have a terrible problem with procrastination... a friend told me, "Well, you should go to therapy." And I thought about it, but then I said, "Wait a minute. Why should I pay a stranger to listen to me talk when I can get strangers to pay to listen to me talk?" And that's when I got the idea of touring.
funny procrastination humor
Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
goes impact life million people realize
There are a million people who are refugees, ... Life goes on, and if it didn't impact you directly, you may not realize how devastating this is.
open sunday
This Sunday you and I can go to open houses.
face information judge minds people putting
We're putting a face on something that a lot of people don't understand, ... And we want to give people some information before they make up their minds and judge us.
host love
We'd all love to have an Oscar. Boy, I'd like to host that show!
coast gulf people shelter tonight understand
Tonight let's show people on the Gulf Coast that they have friends all over the world, friends who care, who understand and are there to give them shelter from the storm.
cannot changed normal planned pretend today
We have a different show planned for you today because things have changed and we cannot pretend they haven't, ... I can't pretend to do a normal show.
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I didn't want the Web site to be impersonal and I wanted to interact with people, ... The hammer and chisel bit was not as easy as it looks. We broke 137 monitors trying to get that done.
emmys guess honored national point second time
I guess I don't have to point this out, that it's the second time I've hosted the Emmys after a national tragedy. And I just want to say that I'm honored because it's times like this that we really need laughter,