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I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
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All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
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He would make a lovely corpse.
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It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
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Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
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Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
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I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
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Expect not praise without envy until you are dead.
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There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets.
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Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery Charles Simmons
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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present. Alan Watts
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Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. Alan Moore
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Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
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England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
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English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.
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The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar..
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We want them to get out, get a job and make progress. We want to help them make the change from being an addicted person to a recovering person. Sherry Pfeaster
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We want them to address this aggressively and get the furthest ones out resolved as soon as possible.
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We want to take all of your comments and look at how we can address them.
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An email address is like a customer's "digital fingerprint". David Daniels
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We humans have become dependent on plastic for a range of uses, from packaging to products. Reducing our use of plastic bags is an easy place to start getting our addiction under control. David Suzuki
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Cover the canvas at the first go, then work at it until you see nothing more to add. Camille Pissarro
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The only argument I keep hearing is you don't have the dollars to expand. Well, I'm addressing that. We are looking for a public-private partnership, but we are not looking to give up control. Bill Stern
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The Outback Steakhouse Pro-Am is a very strong tournament that got even stronger with today's news. Outback has been very innovative and creative since coming on board as a Champions Tour title sponsor in 2004. We are very excited about this extension through 2010 and adding yet another tournament to our lineup of events on NBC.
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The potential for additional gains for stocks is limited given that we've had such a good run-up. We've been telling people to pare back a bit and reduce equity holdings.