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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
things-in-life joy assisting
There are few things in life that bring as much joy as the joy that comes from assisting another improve his or her life. Richard G. Scott
things-in-life assuming assumption
We all make basic assumptions about things in life, but sometimes those assumptions are WRONG. We must never trust in what we assume, only in what we KNOW. Darren Shan
things-in-life materials
The biggest things in life are not materials. Carlos Slim
things-in-life two differences
There are two things in life you cannot choose. The first is your enemies; the second your family. Sometimes the difference between them is hard to see, but in the end time will show you that the cards you have been dealt could always have been worse. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
things-in-life matter christianity
Very few things in life matter. Aiden Wilson Tozer
things-in-life effort rockets
The one thing in life you can control is your effort. Are there any shortcuts in the beauty business? No. That was the first lesson I learned. You can't just rocket to the top. Mark Cuban
things-in-life giving fans
I love my fans very much. They give me the confidence to continue things in life. Bow Wow
things-in-life shame perfume
This is a great shame, but of course there have to be some things in life that not everybody can have, and great perfume is one of them. Diana Vreeland
things-in-life long looks
There are many things in life that become different if you take a long look at them. Daniel Handler