Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash
Frederic Ogden Nashwas an American poet well known for his light verse. At the time of his death in 1971, The New York Times said his "droll verse with its unconventional rhymes made him the country's best-known producer of humorous poetry". Nash wrote over 500 pieces of comic verse. The best of his work was published in 14 volumes between 1931 and 1972...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionPoet
Date of Birth19 August 1902
CityTown Of Rye, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?
Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant's outnumber your friends.
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
No man is greater than his respect for sleep.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Progress may have been all right once, but it has gone on too long
People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces properly if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the 25th of December
Beneath this slab/ John Brown is stowed./ He watched the ads,/ And not the road.
Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that's both is dental.