Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash
Frederic Ogden Nashwas an American poet well known for his light verse. At the time of his death in 1971, The New York Times said his "droll verse with its unconventional rhymes made him the country's best-known producer of humorous poetry". Nash wrote over 500 pieces of comic verse. The best of his work was published in 14 volumes between 1931 and 1972...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionPoet
Date of Birth19 August 1902
CityTown Of Rye, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant's outnumber your friends.
Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.
The camel has a single hump;/ The dromedary, two;/ Or else the other way around./ I'm never sure. Are you?
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Beneath this slab/ John Brown is stowed./ He watched the ads,/ And not the road.
Every Englishman knows one thing - that to be an Englishman is the best thing there is.
Bankers are just like everyone else only richer.
Bankers are just like anybody else, except richer
Now, anybody whom a German hates, He presently exterminates, But he who exterminates a French Is never safe from Gallic revenge, But he who gets even with a German Is obliterated like a vermin
Any kiddies in school can love like a fool,/ But hating, my boy, is an art.
Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that's both is dental.
Tell me, O Octopus, I begs,/ Is those things arms, or is they legs?/ I marvel at thee, Octopus; If I were thou, I'd call me Us.