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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
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We have no permanent brains until we are forty. Then they begin to harden, presently they petrify, then business begins. Since forty I have been regular about going to bed and getting up -- and that is one of the main things. Mark Twain
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What the president should recognize is that the American people are tired of thousands of pages of regulations, of audits they don't understand by agents they can't talk with from a bureaucracy they can't control, Newt Gingrich
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When you're young, you travel with your parents. When you get older you bring your husband with you. But when you get my age you bring your physical therapist. Katarina Witt
ages community people section
We want people of all ages from every section of the community to be involved. John Hutton
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We want everyone to feel that their library card is special, regardless of their age. We want them to know that, as soon as you get a library card, it becomes part of your life. Peggy Sell
age age-and-aging
We want everyone of every age to see everything. Charlie Skelton
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We were approached by his agent at the Senior Bowl. We visited - a very short visit. We haven't heard from his agent at this point in time. I haven't heard from Terrell. Herman Edwards
age wicked millennials
To me it seems as plain as can be that the Bible declares that all the wicked will God destroy; again, that those who, during the Millennial age when brought to a knowledge of the truth, shall prove willful sinners will be punished with everlasting destruction. Charles Taze Russell
age way young
I am not old, but my young way was never the way to age. Charles Dickens
middle people sent time warm
We've sent quilts to Kosovo, the Middle East, any time people have been devastated. They need the basics. They need to be warm and protected. Sue Fox
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When I was a middle school principal it disgusts me, some of the things I had to work through at that young age. Randy Simmons
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We struggled to clog up the middle and prevent shots from outside the 18. Lance Lattin
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Rabo Karabekian: I'm in the middle of a sentence. Circe Berman: Who isn't?. Kurt Vonnegut
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It takes more than one dove to make peace in the Middle East. Madeleine Albright
middle knows capable
Everyone tells us you really don't know what you're capable of till you're in the middle of it. Anthony Rapp
middle monday nowhere
Working 5 to 9, Monday through Sunday, and being out in the middle of nowhere that combo is really something. Jerry Miller
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We're right smack in the middle of winter. This has the potential to be the coldest spell we've had so far. Tom Warner
middle ends get-involved
I get involved in the beginning, less in the middle, and very much at the end. Diane Sawyer