Quotes about funny
funny zero racing
Tombay's hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now Murray Walker
funny motor-racing racing
I didn't see the time, largely because there wasn't one. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing six
Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing said
I was there when I said it. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing records
Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh, no he isn't! It's a lap record. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing tire
The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick. Murray Walker
funny race motor-racing
And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing car
And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself. Murray Walker
funny men motor-racing
And there's the man in the green flag! Murray Walker
funny motor-racing doe
Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing circuits
The European drivers have adapted to this circuit extremely quickly, especially Paul Radisich who's a New Zealander. Murray Walker
funny two motor-racing
With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing lap
It's lap 26 of 58, which unless I'm very much mistaken is half way. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing gaps
Frentzen is taking, er, reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing buttons
Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position. Murray Walker
funny reality thinking
You might not think that's cricket, and it's not, it's motor racing. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing twelve
Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve. Murray Walker
funny sky motor-racing
Look up there! That's the sky! Murray Walker
funny years motor-racing
That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing hills
And Damon Hill is following Damon Hill. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing car
And the first five places are filled by five different cars. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing racing
Mansell can see him in his earphone. Murray Walker
funny-love dog teenage-love
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. Moliere
funny humorous men
Of all the noises known to man, opera is the most expensive. Moliere
funny good tonight
I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good. Andy Richter
funny stuff
I want to look at what he said and try to find out why he said it. There is a lot of funny stuff going on with this thing. Jim Beall
funny good impromptu prepare quote-of-the-day takes three weeks
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Mark Twain
funny travel numbers
The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'. Hal Roach
funny animal intelligent
Dolphins : Animals that are so intelligent that, within a few weeks of captivity, they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them food three times a day. Hal Roach
funny-love differences want
I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be let alone!' There is all the difference. Greta Garbo
funny sea should
All writers should be put in a box and thrown in the sea. Gordon B. Hinckley
funny unfortunate
Yes, Sept 11th was unfortunate Geri Halliwell
funny humor please
I'll have that one, please. Herbert Beerbohm Tree