Quotes about funny
funny witty humor
If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'? Paul Harvey
funny business past
Few great men would have got past personnel. Paul Goodman
funny-inspirational long victory
This is a long-delayed, hard-won, and badly needed victory for millions of women. Patty Murray
funny-things space interesting
In my life, I've lived in very different kinds of places - very tiny rooms when I was young. And you do learn to cope with it. The funny thing is, as you begin to inhabit larger places, it's very interesting how quickly you adapt to your space. What seems enormous at first becomes natural after a few weeks. Paul Auster
funny birthday thinking
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it. Julia Roberts
funny birthday fall
Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age. Julia Roberts
funny couple war
This is it. It's for all the marbles. I'm sitting in the house loading up the pump, I'm loading up the Uzis, I've got a couple of M-16s, couple of nines, couple of joints with some silencers on them, couple of grenades, got a missile launcher. I'm ready for war. Kevin Garnett
funny-inspirational giving nodding
The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive. Kenneth Williams
funny life witty
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. Kathleen Norris
funny girl hunting
I'm hunting for little Mexican girls. Karl Malone
funny sarcastic philosophy
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce. Karl Marx
funny real school
The same people who never did their homework in high school are still doing that to this very day out in the real world. Jules Shear
funny food vegetables
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child
funny motor-racing car
And this is the third place car about to lap the second place car. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing tire
And he's lost both right front tires. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing fifth
Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place. Murray Walker
funny significant-things motor-racing
As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth. Murray Walker
funny eye motor-racing
Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough? Murray Walker
funny motor-racing kind
I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem. Murray Walker
funny racing mediocre
A mediocre season for Nelson Piquet as he is now known and always has been. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing courses
Of course he did it voluntarily, but he had to do it. Murray Walker
funny interesting decline
This circuit is interesting because it has inclines and declines. Not just up, but down as well. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing hills
Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place. Murray Walker
funny eye motor-racing
As you can see, visually, with your eyes. Murray Walker
funny two motor-racing
Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing champion
And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing done
And he's done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing racing
Let's stop the startwatch. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing finals
Schumacher has made his final stop three times. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing ferrari
Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing racing
Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing schumacher
Michael Schumacher is leading Michael Schumacher. Murray Walker
funny motor-racing mistaken
Unless I am very much mistaken...I AM very much mistaken...! Murray Walker