Quotes about funny
funny real laughing
It's funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time. Jeff Bridges
funny jobs humor
The problem with the designated driver programme, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house. Jeff Bridges
funny humor waiting
If I became a philosopher, if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I'm still waiting, it's all been to seduce women basically. Jean-Paul Sartre
funny civilization america
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization. Georges Clemenceau
funny wisdom mistake
It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides. George Sand
funny-love two
What once were two, are one George Saunders
funny dream time
Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. What has puzzled us before seems less mysterious, and the crooked paths look straighter as we approach the end. Jean Paul
funny music night
Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life. Jean Paul
funny beautiful old-buildings
That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park. Jim Harrison
funny softball girl
Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive. Jerry Smith
funny basketball years
In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan. Of course, he would be only 12 years old. Jerry Sloan
funny men hands
I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing. Emma Bunton
funny hip-hop doe
When I die, so does hip hop. Eminem
funny long flight
As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight. Eminem
funny beauty sarcastic
I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? Eminem
funny moving sometimes
Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say 'to hell with it' and move on. Eminem
funny men rapper
You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough. Eminem
funny thinking doors
I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit. Eminem
funny shoes causes
Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it. Eminem
funny motivational thinking
I am who I am and I say what I think. I'm not putting a face on for the record. Eminem
funny laughter humor
Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end. Eminem
funny women hate
I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad. Eminem
funny real thinking
Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that. Eminem
funny sarcastic people
To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway. Eminem
funny husband men
Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found. Eminem
funny friends circles
Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. Eminem
funny gains nothing-to-lose
I have nothing to lose, but something to gain. Eminem
funny dog thinking
I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I've discovered that many people have the same problem. They have a femme fatale limb. Jasper Carrott
funny-inspirational medicine chiropractic
Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational sometimes remedy
To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational physicians
Nature itself is the best physician. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational health disease
Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational doctors fool
If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool. Hippocrates