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funny-love hatred judge love resembles usual
If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship. Francois VI Duc de La Rochefoucauld
funny-love dog men
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. Charles de Gaulle
funny-love hurt real
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings David Sedaris
funny-love love-you giving
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in Caleb Followill
funny-love love-is mind
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. Bob Phillips
funny-love perfect pasta
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. Charlie Pierce
funny-love mother weekend
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' Bob Monkhouse
funny-love food cooking
Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine. Anthony Trollope
funny-love witty money
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. Aristotle Onassis
two people attention
A true musician, like Johnny Cash, should be able to walk into a room with nothing but an instrument and capture people's attention for two hours. Chris Cornell
two church world
There are, in truth, but two denominations upon this earth: the Church and the world. Charles Spurgeon
two numbers records
I made a dollar a day sweeping a laundry out. Then we made a record that was number two in Los Angeles. We got so excited hearing it on the radio that Carl threw up. Dennis Wilson
two use unix
Pretty much everything on the web uses those two things: C and UNIX, Dennis Ritchie
two long sticks
You aren't going to stick around long with just two pitches Dennis Eckersley
two lines roles
When it's a minor or supporting role, you learn to make the most of what you're given. I can make two lines seem like Hamlet. Denholm Elliott
two half narrative
We allude to the short prose narrative, requiring from a half hour to one or two hours in its perusal Edgar Allan Poe
two together size
We have come to accept bigger and bigger things as meaning greater and greater efficiency, more and more prosperity and more and more freedom. The two do not go together of necessity ... Eleanor Roosevelt
two world development
Success must include two things: the development of an individual to his utmost potentiality and a contribution of some kind to one's world. Eleanor Roosevelt