Famous Quotes & Sayings

Hippocrates

Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness.

Hillary Clinton

Among the most striking things that I have learned is how much we have in common. I've sat down with people everywhere, discussing what was in their hearts and on their minds. And it doesn't take long to find commonality, which is often overlooked, ignored, dismissed, and rejected otherwise.

Hillary Clinton

If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything.

Hillary Clinton

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.

Hillary Clinton

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.

Herbert Hoover

All men are equal before fish.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.

Everett Dirksen

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.

Evelyn Waugh

'I will not stand for being called a woman in my own house' she said.

Evelyn Waugh

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.

Evelyn Waugh

A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.

Evelyn Waugh

If a thing's worth doing at all, it's worth doing well.

Evan Davis

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

Evan Esar

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.

Evan Esar

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Eugene Ionesco

It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.

Ernie Kovacs

Television – a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.

Ernie Pyle

If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will let you alone.

Ernest Hemingway

Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."

Ernest Hemingway

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

Ernest Hemingway

A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.

Ernest Hemingway

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

Ernest Hemingway

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Ernest Hemingway

I drink to make other people more interesting.

Ernest Hemingway

Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all the others are games.

Groucho Marx

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

Groucho Marx

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

Groucho Marx

I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Groucho Marx

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Groucho Marx

All geniuses die young.

Groucho Marx

You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.

Groucho Marx

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

Groucho Marx

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.