Quotes about funny
funny orchestra praying
During the rests - pray. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra faster
It has no rhythm, but it will because it's so much faster. Eugene Ormandy
funny musical orchestra
I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra hot
It's hot as hell as can be. Eugene Ormandy
funny perfect together
It is not together, but the ensemble is perfect. Eugene Ormandy
funny mean orchestra
I wrote it the right way, so it was copied the wrong way right. I mean the right way wrong. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra would-be
The notes are right, but if I listened they would be wrong. Eugene Ormandy
funny trying orchestra
I was trying to help you, so I was beating wrong. Eugene Ormandy
funny thinking orchestra
I am thinking it right but beating it wrong. Eugene Ormandy
funny heart years
I told him he'd have a heart attack a year ago, but unfortunately he lived a year longer. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra next
The next movement is still in the factory. Eugene Ormandy
funny girlfriend thinking
Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra tempo
Suddenly I was in the right tempo - but it wasn't. Eugene Ormandy
funny trying orchestra
Why do you always insist on playing while I'm trying to conduct? Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra follow-me
Don't ever follow me, because I am difficult. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra difficult
It is not as difficult as I thought it was, but it is harder than it is. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra watches
Watch me closely - only one can spoil it. Eugene Ormandy
funny mean orchestra
I don't mean to make you nervous, but unfortunately I have to. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra bass
More basses, because you are so far away. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra bass
I need one more bass less. Eugene Ormandy
funny long orchestra
Long note? Yes. Make it seem short. Eugene Ormandy
funny summer orchestra
Brass, stay down all summer. Eugene Ormandy
funny mean orchestra
Accelerando means in tempo. Don't rush. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra remember
It's difficult to remember when you haven't played it before. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra follow-me
Please follow me because I have to follow him and he isn't here. Eugene Ormandy
funny men wife
With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife. Eugene Ormandy
funny play guy
That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato. Eugene Ormandy
funny flower mean
Mahler wrote it as the third movement of his Fourth Symphony. I mean the fourth movement of his First Symphony. We play it third. The trumpet solo will be played by our solo trumpet player. It's named 'Blumine,' which has something to do with flowers. Eugene Ormandy
funny sick orchestra
Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra want
Let me explain what I do here. I don't want to confuse you any more than absolutely necessary. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra knows
Let's start at 35 because I don't know where it is. Eugene Ormandy
funny writing orchestra
Write it down in your own handwriting. Eugene Ormandy
funny men play
Bizet was a very young man when he composed this symphony, so play it softly. Eugene Ormandy