Quotes about funny
funny play numbers
We have to play it longer because there are no numbers or letters. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra tomorrow
We do not know when he is coming. He is coming tomorrow. Eugene Ormandy
funny listening orchestra
He was listening so I don't remember. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra smugglers
I can see none of you are smugglers; that's why it's so loud. Eugene Ormandy
funny memories orchestra
I know this music from memory, not from the music. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra sibelius
It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius was famous for that. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra faster
I always feel I do it too slow, but then others do it faster. Eugene Ormandy
funny symphony years
Muti is going to do the Alpine Symphony this year. He will do it well because it is not very well known. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra want
Why do you always start after my beat then rush to catch up? Do you want us to stay behind? Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra
Yes, the mutes are already on. You took them off in the beginning. Eugene Ormandy
funny opposites yesterday
That was perfect. It was just the opposite from what I said yesterday. Eugene Ormandy
funny numbers missing
There is a number missing. I can see it. Eugene Ormandy
funny thinking orchestra
Don't think you are looking at me because you are not. Eugene Ormandy
funny new-york congratulations
Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra vices
Thank you for your cooperation and vice versa. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra sitting
Who is sitting in that empty chair? Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra conducting
I'm conducting slowly because I don't know the tempo. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra faster
I conduct faster so you can see my beat. Eugene Ormandy
funny giving trying
I cannot give it to you, so try to watch me. Eugene Ormandy
funny play orchestra
Without him here, it is impossible to know how fast he will play it, approximately. Eugene Ormandy
funny airplane balance
We can't hear the balance yet because the soloist is still on the airplane. Eugene Ormandy
funny-things want awful
Another funny thing about having friends was that they expected things of you. they made you want to not be a terrible, awful, execrable person. They made you feel worse when you were one. It was a lot easier not to have any friends. Francine Pascal
funny people devil
People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors. Francis Bacon
funny-friend world wilderness
Without friends the world is but a wilderness. Francis Bacon
funny family important
Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground. Francis Bacon
funny laughter humor
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. Francis Bacon
funny husband bothered
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. Francesca Annis
funny women humor
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. Fran Lebowitz
funny-love best-love romantic-love
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. Fran Lebowitz
funny suicide nature
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. Fran Lebowitz
funny food bread
Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing. Fran Lebowitz
funny money winning
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. Fran Lebowitz
funny sarcastic humor
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk. Fran Lebowitz