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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
today lasts next
We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem. Alan Perlis
today politics tomorrow
Who defines terrorists? Today's terrorist is tomorrow's friend. Al Sharpton
today problem gender
Yes, there's a problem with gender as it is today, and we must fix it, we must do better. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
today states form
States created markets. Markets require states. Neither could continue without the other, at least, in anything like the forms we would recognize today. David Graeber
today
Place only your kindest thoughts on everything you experience today. Meet yourself. Byron Katie
today year
We're in a much different place today than we were a year ago. Randy Waynick
today intention literal
I've never had any intentions about anything. That's why I am where I am today, which is neither here nor there, in a literal sense. Edward Gorey
today wonder
Way off in 2060, I wonder what we do today will look like in perspective, and after it's been sifted through the objectivity of time. Loretta Young
today bread enough
Bread for today is bread enough. Edward McKendree Bounds
killing-someone hours miles
The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five miles per hour. The thought of killing someone else stopped me completely. David Sedaris
killing killing-yourself
Unless you're living in your truth, you're slowly killing yourself.
killing bent persons
The person who is bent on killing you will follow you wherever you are. Ed Koch
killing scene
When I was filming the death scene [in Inglourious Basterds], and I'm killing somebody, I had to work myself up. Eli Roth
killing-others requirements promotion
No religion has mandated killing others as a requirement for its sustenance or promotion. Abdul Kalam
killing dangerous
You're killing me here! You are far more dangerous than I am! Amanda Hocking
killing
We didn't know each other before [ the Killing Reagan], but I just knew we would love each other [with Tim Matheson]. Cynthia Nixon
killing economy marxist
Killing the private property-that was the center of the Marxist economy and Marxist ideology. That was the center of the Lenin ideology. Anatoly Chubais
killing-others vampire penalties
You see,' [Armand] said, 'killing other vampires is very exciting; that is why it is forbidden under penalty of death. Anne Rice