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Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny. Good Vietnam
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Magnum photographers can take a very somber picture but they can also take a very funny picture. I do hope people come away with a sense of humor about this.
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Liam is real cool. He's a funny guy. He's real smart, and he shows real good leadership on and off the court. Aaron Williams
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Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that. Ed Reed
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Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing
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My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.' Michael Keaton
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One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. Gerard Way
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A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role. John Krasinski
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I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. Jane Elliot
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Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. Peter Jennings
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The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A.
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Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Mallory Ortberg
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Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
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Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all. Diane Keaton
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The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
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PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
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I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
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Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder
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I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over Drew Brees
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My wife had four kids in diapers at one time. I give her a lot of credit. If she wants anything, I give it to her now. She's a good wife.
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We like to say that the other guys that play with us aren't even out of their diapers yet.
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The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers. Kris Carr
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Leave my diapers moist in the back seat of your Rolls Royce Kool Keith
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It's impossible to say how many diapers we've changed, because back in the Ukraine we didn't have those things. We used other means.
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What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials. Karen Russell
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I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it? Kim Kardashian
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A diaper is as inspiring as a drink. Rufus Wainwright