Famous Quotes & Sayings

Mae West

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Mae West

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

Mae West

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Mae West

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Mae West

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Madonna Ciccone

Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.

Madonna Ciccone

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Lucille Clifton

Children when they ask you why your mama so funny say she is a poet she don't have no sense

Louis Jordan

The only people who make love all the time are liars.

Louis Leakey

Raising funds for my fourth expedition proved to be very difficult.

Louis Kronenberger

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.

Louis L'Amour

Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble.

Lleyton Hewitt

Grand Slams are funny things. You have to try to find a way to get through the first week and put yourself in a position in the second week. A lot of strange things happen.

Liza Minnelli

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

Margaret Smith

I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."

Michael Jackson

Never ask for 'a beer.'

Michael Jackson

I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily.

Michael Jackson

Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

Michel de Montaigne

If you don't know how to die, don't worry; Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you; don't bother your head about it.

Michel de Montaigne

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.

Michel de Montaigne

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.

Michel de Montaigne

Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.

Mark Twain

I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

Mark Twain

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Mark Twain

Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" - which is but a matter of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention"; but the wise man saith, "Pull all your eggs in the one basket and - WATCH THAT BASKET." - Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

Mark Twain

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Mario Batali

There's a battle between what the cook thinks is high art and what the customer just wants to eat.

Mae West

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Michael Caine

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.

Merlin Olsen

One of life's most painful moments comes when we must admit that we didn't do our homework, that we are not prepared.

Masashi Kishimoto

She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it..

Mason Cooley

Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our friends' shortcomings.