Famous Quotes & Sayings

Hannibal Buress

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.

Hannibal Buress

I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.

Hannibal Buress

Sometimes I get drunk and I get into arguments with taxi drivers. And I get out the cab and I slam the door. That's not the way to win an argument with a taxi driver. The way to win is you get out of the cab and you leave the door open. And then he has to step out and come around and close that door. And while he's doing that, I'm on the other side opening the other doors-and we just go around and around and around, and I got my own Benny Hill situation going on in life.

Hannibal Buress

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.

Hannah More

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.

Guy Pearce

Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking.

Guy Pearce

It's funny, though, with films, because you can incorporate a variety of elements, and sometimes that can work for you and sometimes I think it can work against you.

Guy Kawasaki

The more popular a person thinks he is in the blogosphere, the thinner his skin and the thicker his hypocrisy. This should be exactly the opposite: the higher you go the thicker the skin and thinner the hypocrisy.

Greg Giraldo

"You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress."

Greg Giraldo

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. If Bill Gates had got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?

Greg Gutfeld

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

Gracie Allen

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

Gracie Allen

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Gracie Allen

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

Gracie Allen

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Harry Caray

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

Harry Connick, Jr.

You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises - I don't see that happening to me.

Harry Connick, Jr.

I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric... I'm not operating on somebody's brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny.

Harold Evans

Some blogs have become the best check on monopoly mainstream journalism, and they provide a surprisingly frequent source of initiative reporting.

Gwen Stefani

Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female.

Gwen Stefani

Our memories, they can be inviting. But some are altogether, mighty frightening.

Gwen Stefani

Workin' so hard every night and day and now we get to lay back.

Gwen Stefani

Now I got my foot - through the door - and I ain't goin' no where.

Gwen Stefani

Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say.

Gwen Stefani

And all I know is, you've got to give me everything. Nothing less 'cause, you know I give you all of me.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like 'Walk the Line' and think, 'God, you're so great!' And then you think, 'Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?' But of course, it's for money and status.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me.

Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious.

Gwyneth Paltrow

I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.

Gwyneth Paltrow

During the strict macrobiotic chapter of my life, I ate miso soup every day for breakfast and sometimes with dinner as well.

Gwyneth Paltrow

He [Chris Martin] can't have background music on. It has to be 100 percent of his attention. But if he isn't at home, I turn on the hip-hop. I'm like a bad mutha rapping along to every word as I cook.

Gwyneth Paltrow

You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.

Gwyneth Paltrow

We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden - a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made.