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funny-inspirational sometimes remedy
To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational physicians
Nature itself is the best physician. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational health disease
Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational doctors fool
If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational get-well healing
Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational heart long
Among the most striking things that I have learned is how much we have in common. I've sat down with people everywhere, discussing what was in their hearts and on their minds. And it doesn't take long to find commonality, which is often overlooked, ignored, dismissed, and rejected otherwise. Hillary Clinton
funny sarcastic ass
If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything. Hillary Clinton
funny laughter hair
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. Hillary Clinton
funny change beauty
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. Hillary Clinton
funny witty laughter
All men are equal before fish. Herbert Hoover
funny art men
Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. F. Scott Fitzgerald
funny money real
A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money. Everett Dirksen
funny humor house
'I will not stand for being called a woman in my own house' she said. Evelyn Waugh
funny friendship humor
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them. Evelyn Waugh
funny science technology
A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it. Evelyn Waugh
funny humor wells
If a thing's worth doing at all, it's worth doing well. Evelyn Waugh
funny humor car
Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. Evan Davis
funny children asking-questions
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers. Evan Esar
funny laughter silly
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. Evan Esar
funny sarcastic proud
I'm stingy and I'm proud of the reputation. Ingvar Kamprad
funny-graduation wish littles
I wish that someone had said to me that it's normal to feel lost for a little while. Ira Glass
funny fashion witty
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Imelda Marcos
funny basketball sneakers
Here's a six-foot-ten guy in sneakers and the lady's asking me, 'Profession?' Jack McMahon
funny class california
As you may or may not know, in keeping with the high-class tone of Beverly Hills, our police force is probably the most snobbish group of gendarmes in the world. It is said that the Beverly Hills Police Department is so fancy that it has an unlisted number. Jack Benny
funny happy-birthday lost-youth
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Jack Benny
funny success crazy
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. Jack Benny
funny eyebrows underestimate
You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow. Jack Black
funny music humorous
Everywhere in the world, music enhances a hall, with one exception: Carnegie Hall enhances the music. Isaac Stern
funny people insanity
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people. Isaac Newton
funny depression dumb
Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. Irving Fisher
funny truth ideas
There is an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. Irving Berlin
funny happen hopefully kids pull
Hopefully our kids will respond. Maybe, this will pull everyone together. Funny things can happen when kids go down.
funny fighting sean
I could take Sean Connery in a fight... I could definitely take him. Harrison Ford