Quotes about funny
funny sarcastic men
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals. Oscar Wilde
funny birthday friends
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
funny witty book
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
funny life inspiring
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
funny marriage sarcastic
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
funny life witty
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
funny marriage couple
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
funny sarcastic political
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
funny beautiful goodness
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'. Mae West
funny diaries someday
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
funny witty women
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
funny witty drinking
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
funny strong-women two
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
funny gardening lambs
March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.
funny money math
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
funny party men
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
funny kissing men
A man's kiss is his signature.
funny business commitment
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
funny life marriage
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
funny women memorable
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
funny sexy men
Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.
funny sarcastic witty
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.
funny women memorable
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
funny success girl
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
funny sarcastic witty
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
funny sarcastic witty
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
funny sarcastic witty
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
funny-love running wedding
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
funny appreciation witty
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
funny smile break-up
Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.
funny two evil
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
funny sarcastic witty
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
funny sexy clever
To err is human, but it feels divine.