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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
ice burning may
Persecuting bigots may be compared to those burning lenses which Lenhenboeck and others composed from ice; by their chilling apathy they freeze the suppliant; by their fiery zeal they burn the sufferer.
ice love picks struggled throw today weight
We struggled with our weight all game. The ice was perfect. I love the ice here. We've had two picks all tournament. Today we just didn't throw right. Shannon Kleibrink
ice stage remembered
The stage floor was a stage of thin ice for me to tread. To hold my own or to sink through and die, never to be remembered. Eartha Kitt
ice flames giving
That feeling when you're so cold you'd give anything to be warm - I've had it before, literally huddled around a candle flame on an ice sheet. Bear Grylls
ice-cream expression icons
If Abstract Expression reached for the sublime, Pop turned ordinary imagery into icons. Roy Lichtenstein and Andy Warhol illuminated the transformative power of context and the process of reproduction. Claes Oldenburg's soft ice-cream cones and hamburgers changed sculpture from hard to soft, from stasis to transformation. Arne Glimcher
ice guests rough
I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy. Dick Cavett
ice long done
If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago. Dennis Miller
ice-cream syrup cherries
We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it Bill Murray
ice inches six track
We have never been on the track this early. There are always six inches of ice out there. J. J. Johnson
massage start
I can keep playing, get a massage at the start of every set, Nikolay Davydenko
massage spas grapes
I could spend a whole day at a spa. Id get a facial, a scalp rub, massages, then eat some grapes and be good to go. Dule Hill
massage heat action
He looked at the box with interest. 'Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn't yours? Jeaniene Frost
massage unwind
I only unwind at facials and massages. Freema Agyeman
massage world grim-reaper
It feels like getting a back massage from the Grim Reaper: one must get comfortable with the most horrifying things in the world. Gerald R. Ford
massage way baths
The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day. Hippocrates
massage want rewards
When I want to reward myself I get a relaxing massage. Eva Longoria
massage speak speak-softly
Speak softly, I'm getting my massage Theodore Roosevelt
massage today tomorrow
Never put off your massage until tomorrow if you can get it today. Thomas Jefferson