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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
goodbye farewell heart
The best things said come last. People will talk for hours saying nothing much and then linger at the door with words that come with a rush from the heart. Alan Alda
goodbye saying-goodbye time-to-say-goodbye
There's never a right time to say goodbye. Chris Brown
goodbye hate moving
There's never a right time to say goodbye. But I gotta make the first move 'cause if I don't you're gonna start hating me.
goodbye healing loss
In time, in time they tell me, I'll not feel so bad. I don't want time to heal me. There's a reason I'm like this. I want time to set me ugly and knotted with loss of you, marking me. I won't smooth you away. I can't say goodbye. China Mieville
goodbye kissing long
I'll go [racing] until my body won't let me any more. Someone said to me: "The day you stop, you won't be able to get back on the same way as when you did as a pro." I want to delay that kiss goodbye as long as possible. David Millar
goodbye true-friend angel
How rare were the tears of a dragon. We once lived in paradise and because of the corruption of an angel disgused as a dragon, all the world was cast into darkness. Now, as humans, we shed many tears-for what was lost, for what might of been, and for the end of friendships. Goodbye my true friends. Bryan Davis
goodbye mother father
Hats change everything. September knew this with all her being, deep in the place where she knew her own name, and that her mother would still love her even though she hadn’t waved goodbye. For one day her father had put on a hat with golden things on it and suddenly he hadn’t been her father anymore, he had been a soldier, and he had left. Hats have power. Hats can change you into someone else. Catherynne M. Valente
goodbye baby lasts
So many faces in and out of my life Some will last Some will be just now and then. Life is a series of hellos and goodbyes I'm afraid it's time for goodbye again. Say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye my baby Say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye my baby. Billy Joel
goodbye tomorrow oldies
Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems
smell confusing library
Cloisters, ancient libraries ... I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone. Alan Bennett
smell paper energy
I love bookstores. I love the energy in a bookstore and the smell of the paper. Chris Colfer
smell suitcases lists
To really love Joan Didion—to have been blown over by things like the smell of jasmine and the packing list she kept by her suitcase—you have to be female. Caitlin Flanagan
smell play funky
I'm gonna play something so funky you can smell it Buddy Guy
smell should enjoy
We should all just smell well and enjoy ourselves more. Cary Grant
smell perfect difficulty
When we allow God to be exalted in our difficulties we are in the perfect place to smell the fragrance of His Presence. Aiden Wilson Tozer
smell people pull-ups
People talk about me as masculine. Because of the way I walk and talk and crank out pull-ups and smell like bacon. Benjamin Percy
smell sight joy
The Gauls derided the hairy and gigantic savages of the North; their rustic manners, dissonant joy, voracious appetite, and their horrid appearance, equally disgusting to the sight and to the smell. Edward Gibbon
smell succeed toilets
I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet with a smell. David Reuben