Quotes about funny
funny sarcastic money
It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes. Oscar Wilde
funny marriage sarcastic
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
funny beauty beautiful
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.
funny god sarcastic
I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
funny positive witty
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
funny humor enemy
He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.
funny sarcasm piano-music
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.
funny law people
God grant me the serenity to accept that people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile, & the wisdom to realize that murder is illegal.
funny-marriage wife too-much
Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same.
funny women stupid
It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing
funny marriage married
Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!
funny husband men
When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.
funny witty genius
Genius is born-not paid
funny witty luxury
Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.
funny-relationship men domestic-life
The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life.
funny sarcastic wine
The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.
funny sarcastic ive-changed
I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.
funny sarcastic play
I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.
funny sarcastic nice
However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive.
funny sarcastic people
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.
funny sarcastic order
Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?
funny husband women
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
funny sarcastic new-relationship
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
funny sarcastic suspense-novels
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
funny sarcastic writing
In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.
funny life sarcastic
Only the shallow know themselves.
funny life sarcastic
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
funny sarcastic daughter
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
funny life witty
A poet can survive everything but a misprint.
funny sarcastic use
I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
funny family sarcastic
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
funny mothers-day mom
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
funny sarcastic ignorance
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.