Famous Quotes & Sayings

Homer

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.

Homer

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

Jake Epstein

If I'm ever at a mall or some kind of place where there's a lot of younger girls, some people will recognize me from 'Degrassi.' But then it won't happen for a long time. It's funny - it happens more here in the States than it does in Canada.

I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.

Damon Hill

I don't see myself as an international megastar. I still put the rubbish out late at night-sometimes in only my underpants. Mind you, nowadays I have a good look around to make sure there is no one there. I just think this whole star thing is a gas and I think the neighbors think it's pretty funny as well. We've got some great neighbors.

Shelley Berman

How do you tell how a man has been funny? How do you do the sound of his voice? The turn of his face? But I will tell you he was as funny as any man I've ever seen.

Mark Twain

I could have made a neat retort but didn't, for I was flurried and didn't think of it till I was downstairs

Erica Jong

Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights. Italy the Church. America Hollywood.

Erica Jong

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.

Erica Jong

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God.

Erica Jong

The truth is simple, you do not die from love. You only wish you did.

Erica Jong

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.

Eric Clapton

Give me a guitar and I'll play; give me a stage and I'll perform; give me an auditorium and I'll fill it.

Eric Clapton

It's been very important throughout my career that I've met all the guys I've copied, because at each stage they've said, 'Don't play like me, play like you.'

Eoin Colfer

Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers

Emma Bunton

I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing.

Eminem

When I die, so does hip hop.

Eminem

As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight.

Eminem

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

Eminem

Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say 'to hell with it' and move on.

Eminem

You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough.

Eminem

I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit.

Eminem

Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it.

Eminem

I am who I am and I say what I think. I'm not putting a face on for the record.

Eminem

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

Eminem

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.

Eminem

Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.

Eminem

To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway.

Eminem

Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.

Eminem

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.

Eminem

I have nothing to lose, but something to gain.

Jasper Carrott

I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I've discovered that many people have the same problem. They have a femme fatale limb.

Hippocrates

Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food.