Quotes about funny
funny baseball humor
Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play. Jerry Coleman
funny running baseball
That home run ties it up, 1-0.
funny baseball humor
I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.
funny baseball humor
Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".
funny running baseball
The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
funny baseball humor
You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
funny baseball humor
At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.
funny baseball humor
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
funny baseball humor
The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!
funny baseball humor
Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!
funny baseball humor
Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.
funny baseball humor
On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
funny baseball humor
That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.
funny baseball humor
Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.
funny baseball humor
Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.
funny baseball mean
I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.
funny baseball hurt
He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
funny baseball humor
Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.
funny senior baseball
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
funny baseball humor
The ballgame is over...in this inning.
funny baseball humor
You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
funny baseball daughter
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
funny baseball taken
They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
funny baseball humor
I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.
funny moving dumb
We're going to move left and right at the same time. Jerry Brown
funny-life crazy drama
Life is funny. Life isn’t categorized into comedy, drama, action, is it?So I don’t know why they try to categorize everything. It drives me crazy-why it would have to be just a romantic comedy or…I want to have a little integrity, a little story, you know Jennifer Aniston
funny hate hitting
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
funny ideas kind
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
funny dramatic
Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.
funny scripts
I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.
funny hair enough
My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.
funny believe humor
Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program. Jeanne Calment
funny-travel our-family hardest
The hardest part is to travel, and to be away from your family. Glenn Tipton